Reggie
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During a break inbetween songs on the radio, you catch this segment:
Yo, listen up, an' listen close. It's time for a history lesson. Belgium and the Netherlands thought they were slick chillin' in World War II, being all neutral and shit. But guess what? It didn't save 'em from getting invaded by the fuckin' Nazis. They got rolled like a fuckin' pancake.
Now, let's talk ‘bout the Agora, that miserable anarcho-capitalist hell-hole. Those motherfuckas' think they's chillin' n' shit with their neutrality nonsense. But here's the real talk, that place be crawling with the Combine out the ass. There’s this bar, y’all, run by two motherfuckas' who dipped out from Civil Protection. They be serving drinks to OTA soldiers and active Civil Protection, who think they untouchable ‘cause Agora's “neutral”. You ain' foolin' me an' you ain' foolin' nobody. Those assholes tha' run the bar are collaborators through and through. Las' time I checked- CiviPro wasn' buddy-buddy wit' rogue cops.
These dumbasses be defending Agora's neutrality, saying it's like a shield. Man, history done told us that ain’t true. Neutrality ain't nothing but a paper shield when the storm hits.
So, what we gotta do? We gotta show em' who's who an' what's what. We gotta tell the Combine and their buddies that we ain't playin'! Agora needs to quit being a safe zone for these Combine fools. It’s time to wake up, break up that neutrality, and get to shootin'.
Death to the Combine! Down with the fakers hiding in Agora!
I'm callin' ou' PMKO, those fuckin' bar assholes- an' every single person tha' allows a jackboot to step near em' withou' blastin' em'.
By promotin' this neutrality shit, they's lickin' the jackboot tha' feeds em'.
Thas' CJ, ova' an' out.
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