Different

[MaXenzie]

due you have the essence to literally ponud the fuck out of a bird and make her scream like bloody murder during it
you must share your wisdom and help other men in their time of need

 

[Sheepthulhu]

Doing presentation with boner
Morgan whispers "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Fuck."
Teacher says holding up her cane "What is that Morgan?"
/me Lowers his head walking to board, pressing button with hand in pocket
Teacher says "Do you have something in your pockets?"
Morgan whispers "My Monster Dong."

 

[Postino]

>no mental issues
>live in shitty country
>beats dog
>fucks men
>le okay face.jpg

choose the darker color not that one ffs

 

[cns - he/him/his]

choose the darker color not that one ffs

im new to these forums soz : D

 

[shibe]

Oh and another thing that makes me different.

My handwriting is literally unintelligible. I've been told by teachers that they're seriously worried I'll get 0's on all my GCSE's because none of my answers are readable.

I'm also left handed.

I also have "An unnaturally large willy" as my mom said. It's not as nice as you think, and I've had to do presentations in front of the entire school with a boner going half-way down my fucking leg.

if im gonna minge on a server again, "unnaturally large willy" will be in my desc from now on

 

[halolegend2000]

I have ADD, and something along the lines of autism. I have other things but I've completely forgotten them. I dont think I'm allergic to anything though.

 

[MaXenzie]

Doing presentation with boner
Morgan whispers "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Fuck."
Teacher says holding up her cane "What is that Morgan?"
/me Lowers his head walking to board, pressing button with hand in pocket
Teacher says "Do you have something in your pockets?"
Morgan whispers "My Monster Dong."

I actually:

Oh, this'll be fun.

Humanities, basically Religious Education.

Did a minor drama re-enactment of Jesus on the cross.

I was Jesus.

On the cross, arms out.

Got an itch.

Actually scratched my cock in the middle of class.

Teacher noticed.

"Max, Jesus didn't scratch his willy on the cross, get In Character."

Class laugh.

Notice several people are now staring at my dick.

Jesus must have been well-endowed.

 

[gigi]

if im gonna minge on a server again, "unnaturally large willy" will be in my desc from now on

doesnt everyone rp having either a tiny fanny or a giant cock anyway
thats serious
everyone i have seen erp has either of those

 

[Postino]

"Max, Jesus didn't scratch his willy on the cross, get In Character."

tell her that she needs to type that in looc XDXD

 

[SoVastEndNow]

I actually:

Oh, this'll be fun.

Humanities, basically Religious Education.

Did a minor drama re-enactment of Jesus on the cross.

I was Jesus.

On the cross, arms out.

Got an itch.

Actually scratched my cock in the middle of class.

Teacher noticed.

"Max, Jesus didn't scratch his willy on the cross, get In Character."

Class laugh.

Notice several people are now staring at my dick.

Jesus must have been well-endowed.

It's a well known fact that jesus had a monster cock.

 

[Sheepthulhu]

Jesus Christ
That's one big Cock.

 

[gigi]

It's a well known fact that jesus had a monster cock.

he is the son of god after all
im pretty sure he would of wanted his son to have a good start in life

 

[MaXenzie]

It's a well known fact that jesus had a monster cock.

Well, he was black.

Not really fair.

 

[abcdefg]

I also have "An unnaturally large willy" as my mom said. It's not as nice as you think, and I've had to do presentations in front of the entire school with a boner going half-way down my fucking leg.

size

 

[gigi]

size

he said it was like 6'3~
not that big tbh

 

[Zak]

Sounds like a bitch sometimes glad you actually have supportive friends instead of the people in my school motherfucking asshole cunts at my school fucking bitchy ass limp dick pricks.

y'know you aren't exactly making this seem like anything but a sympathy trip

life's a fucking wreck but like i said before, you either man up and deal with it or you let it get to you and you suffer

and before you pull the "oh you have supportive friends and people must have been nice to you" card, no

oh you had people laugh at you once? that's fucking great, try getting a video posted of you getting thoroughly trashed in a fight. try having dozens of candid shots of you posted all across facebook of you falling asleep in class. try having milked literally dumped over your head and food thrown at you. try having one awkward slip-up while talking to a friend recorded without your knowledge and spread around without the context. try having teachers outright tell you you're going to fail because you clearly don't care enough about school. try having countless amounts of personal shit stolen and publicly mocked over social networking sites or good ol' grapevine.

life fucks everyone so you might as well relax and try to enjoy it, if you clench your ass and cry woe is me you'll only get fucked harder

 

[SoVastEndNow]

Well, he was black.

Not really fair.

we wuz gods son n shiet

 

[MaXenzie]

he said it was like 6'3~
not that big tbh

It is in Wales when you're 15.

In PE, I've seen people with 3 inches of pure pleasure going on in their pants.

 

[abcdefg]

ur 6'3 of pure bone WTFF

edit: must be painful to have a bone inside ur waldo

 

[gigi]

It is in Wales when you're 15.

In PE, I've seen people with 3 inches of pure pleasure going on in their pants.

you try handling a boner when you're in pe, uncomfortable trackies, loose boxers and are over 6'5
i will be frank here
i do not enjoy having a large one either, but i've had to get used to it
i would kill for a normal cock
i guess thats a price you pay for being tall as fuck in general though