E3 2018

[Knight]

Spoiler

 

[Ond]

>You are working the night shift at Gamestop
>It is your first week on the job
>Your coworkers all seemed to try to get rid of their shifts on this specific night, you don't know why
>Don't care, it's an easy paycheck
>No customers, tumbleweed blowing by-esque
>Know that the gamer is a strange and isolationist creature, yet it sends a shiver down your spine
>Think nothing of it, time passes
>But then you realize
>E3
>Suddenly, the phone rings
>You go to pick up and see, that a 100 calls got queued right after the first call
>Literally within the first second
>You are spooked, hands shaking
>Sweat drips down your forehead as you go to pick up the phone
>Grasp it
>Lift it up slowly, the silence of the store intensifying the sound of your panicked heartbeat
>Put the phone up to your ear
>Silence
>Silence
>Then, suddenly
>"Crooaaaaaaaaaaaaaak"

 

[cns - he/him/his]

>You are working the night shift at Gamestop
>It is your first week on the job
>Your coworkers all seemed to try to get rid of their shifts on this specific night, you don't know why
>Don't care, it's an easy paycheck
>No customers, tumbleweed blowing by-esque
>Know that the gamer is a strange and isolationist creature, yet it sends a shiver down your spine
>Think nothing of it, time passes
>But then you realize
>E3
>Suddenly, the phone rings
>You go to pick up and see, that a 100 calls got queued right after the first call
>Literally within the first second
>You are spooked, hands shaking
>Sweat drips down your forehead as you go to pick up the phone
>Grasp it
>Lift it up slowly, the silence of the store intensifying the sound of your panicked heartbeat
>Put the phone up to your ear
>Silence
>Silence
>Then, suddenly
>"Crooaaaaaaaaaaaaaak"

we live in the battletoads timelines

 

[Blackquill]

>You are working the night shift at Gamestop
>It is your first week on the job
>Your coworkers all seemed to try to get rid of their shifts on this specific night, you don't know why
>Don't care, it's an easy paycheck
>No customers, tumbleweed blowing by-esque
>Know that the gamer is a strange and isolationist creature, yet it sends a shiver down your spine
>Think nothing of it, time passes
>But then you realize
>E3
>Suddenly, the phone rings
>You go to pick up and see, that a 100 calls got queued right after the first call
>Literally within the first second
>You are spooked, hands shaking
>Sweat drips down your forehead as you go to pick up the phone
>Grasp it
>Lift it up slowly, the silence of the store intensifying the sound of your panicked heartbeat
>Put the phone up to your ear
>Silence
>Silence
>Then, suddenly
>"Crooaaaaaaaaaaaaaak"

Make sure you thank the fins for apu

 

[Ond]

we live in the battletoads timelines

tfw you unironically can call and ask for battletoads in gamestop

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Sixx]

where is my Skate 4 Todd

WHERE
IS
IT

i saw session and was sitting there like "IT'S HAPPENINNNNNNNN- oh."

 

[Knight]

@DoubleD when skate 4 comes out

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Ond]

photoshop go away shill

 

[cns - he/him/his]

photoshop go away shill

yeah i know its a meme i took from their discord

 

[Ond]

yeah i know its a meme i took from their discord

smh

 

[Blackquill]

That feel when leaks on /v/ are actually real

 

[Postino]

Can somebody please quickly recap this E3 for me? I couldn't watch it, thanks in advance

 

[Knight]

yeah i know its a meme i took from their discord

 

[Dallas]

that fucking feel when CP2077 will NOT let me make my own character what the FUCK

 

[cns - he/him/his]

we exist in the best timeline

 

[Ond]

tfw will never have a mountain mama

 

[cns - he/him/his]

that fucking feel when CP2077 will NOT let me make my own character what the FUCK

nah nah i think you will i dont know
[doublepost=1528674814][/doublepost]yeah dallas

And, while this world is full of adrenaline, don't let the car chases and guns mislead you. Cyberpunk 2077 is a true single player, story-driven RPG. You'll be able to create your own character and..., well, you'll get to know the rest from what we show at our booth at E3. Be on the lookout for previews!

direct from devs themselves

 

[Ond]

nah nah i think you will i dont know

no you are playing as a specific dude

i think it'll be gary of nivea tier customization only