E3 2019

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Knight]

i'd love to play ESO but i don't want to fork over well over 100 gigabytes on my hard drive because you retards cant compress your shit

thanks, next

 

[dallahan]

ngl im pretty hyped about Ghostwire

 

[Knight]

this dude in the front row is really excited for elder scrolls online

 

[uncle kev]

stop interrupting him with your screams you fucking fat reject loser cunts

 

[Dallas]

ok i cant sleep so im up did i miss anything decent???

 

[Knight]

THE GIRL IN THE CROWD WAS ACTUALLY CRYING HAHAHAH

what is going on at this fucking conference

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Knight]

i feel so bad for this lady and what they're making her say on stage

 

[Dallas]

 

[Chiken]

 

[Knight]

LEE FROM THE WALKING DEAD

 

[Twar]

Bethesda hired bootleg Gabe Newell?

 

[Dan]

=

Bethesda hired bootleg Gabe Newell?

 

[Blackquill]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BETHESDA PAID ME TO YELL THIS

 

[Dan]

i cant believe they gave doomguy minecraft steve sounds

 

[Twar]

That's Todd under the mask

 

[deathwolf]

The audiance must be paid right?

 

[cns - he/him/his]

every cheer gets you 500 atoms

 

[Mic15000]

"We took out the quake and put in the doom"

*AUDIENCE LAUGHS*

comedy gold guys