Escape From Tarkov

[Clokr]

So while browsing some shit, bored and drunk while waiting for my part to come, I came across this...

this is real, this is a actual mod someone made for that single player tarkov mod...

I am very afraid, and actually threw up a bit upon seeing this. Imagine going into factory and some tan man obliterates you with 7n39 and the final thing you see is a loli skinned AK-74

This just in, ive found one that’s even more cursed

god help me I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle this much degeneracy, even by my standards

 

[Voilá]

I'd like to thank @surra for assisting me on my first day, with the help of him screaming 'HONEY' every 4 seconds and yelling down my ears, I was able to grasp the control of this game in a matter of hours

also @nexus that was me >:)

 

[surra]

I'd like to thank @surra for assisting me on my first day, with the help of him screaming 'HONEY' every 4 seconds and yelling down my ears, I was able to grasp the control of this game in a matter of hours

also @nexus that was me >:grinning:

hhONEY PLEASE DROP THE BAKCP AKC

 

[comradic]

 

[Grand]

I can tell you’re a Chad by the way you’re playing Music while playing

 

[comradic]

I can tell you’re a Chad by the way you’re playing Music while playing

Scav run bro, also the clip just decided to die completely the second part doesnt even work, epic.

 

[GenericPlayer]

i have a confession

i have never encountered glukhar this wipe

 

[comradic]

Reuploaded now it works

 

[Clokr]

i have a confession

i have never encountered glukhar this wipe

Trust me you’re not missing anything

Nothing more terrifying then going to try and search that one technical crate, stepping out to the side and seeing some dude with a M1A the size of a 18 wheeler and like five other goons turn to stare at you

 

[GenericPlayer]

Trust me you’re not missing anything

Nothing more terrifying then going to try and search that one technical crate, stepping out to the side and seeing some dude with a M1A the size of a 18 wheeler and like five other goons turn to stare at you

tru, but i'd like to farm his gear

come to think of it, i've never encountered any raiders this wipe that i can remember

even if i rush to the trainstation or the hermetic door when it's activated, just never seen em

 

['77 East]

tru, but i'd like to farm his gear

come to think of it, i've never encountered any raiders this wipe that i can remember

even if i rush to the trainstation or the hermetic door when it's activated, just never seen em

I only ran into Killa once, and since I was ratting I didn't have the equipment to take him on and had to run out of the mall.

Judging from all the screaming and nade spam I heard he took a few people down.

 

[comradic]

Last time I ran into Gluhar he did a bellyflop, shot me twice in the head before throwing 2 grenades right above and over my head whilst screaming "Центральное процессорное устройство игра"

Not fun.

 

[Clokr]

tru, but i'd like to farm his gear

come to think of it, i've never encountered any raiders this wipe that i can remember

even if i rush to the trainstation or the hermetic door when it's activated, just never seen em

I used to farm him a lot. Gear isn’t too good or anything. Sometimes you’ll get a 5.11 tactec or one of those Russian high cut ops core rip offs and most of the time a M1A and a PP-19

Rest really isn’t that good unless you’re scraping the barrel

 

[GenericPlayer]

I used to farm him a lot. Gear isn’t too good or anything. Sometimes you’ll get a 5.11 tactec or one of those Russian high cut ops core rip offs and most of the time a M1A and a PP-19

Rest really isn’t that good unless you’re scraping the barrel

friend, i run ssh68's on the regular

i resort to the rattiest of rat routes to make rubles, i'll take anything

 

['77 East]

friend, i run ssh68's on the regular

i resort to the rattiest of rat routes to make rubles, i'll take anything

interchange hidden cache + powerstation run any%

almost everyone ignores that stuff and just runs directly into the mall anyway

 

[GenericPlayer]

interchange hidden cache + powerstation run any%

almost everyone ignores that stuff and just runs directly into the mall anyway

i do this already, but it just aint enough

i gotta get millions man, not just hundreds of thousands

update:

i got smth

 

[surra]

i do this already, but it just aint enough

i gotta get millions man, not just hundreds of thousands

update:

i got smth

Lol I got a slick from one of those stashes, easy 700k

stashes are underrated

 

[Trains]

Last time I ran into Gluhar he did a bellyflop, shot me twice in the head before throwing 2 grenades right above and over my head whilst screaming "Центральное процессорное устройство игра"

Not fun.

he's got a gaming chair bro just get good

 

[Goopy]

Lol I got a slick from one of those stashes, easy 700k

stashes are underrated

always get at least 200k if i run stashes

 

[Powley]

I don't care what anyone says - camping factory exit is peak comedy