extremely serious issue

[Turrak Rusk]

yes hell0 staff n membrz of nbls clod i joind servr and am missng my rbel starter kit?!?!?!?
where my smg n kjevlar?!?!?

 

[Salami]

your staff issued mp7, sir

 

[hbag]

to recieve your free rebel kit please fill out this form thank you
full name:
date of birth:
mother's maiden name:
full address:
social security number:
image of drivers license:
bank account details:

 

[Postal]