Hudson
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I recently wrote some poems about Gmod gamemodes. Some are Haikus.
A stroll in Evocity,
suddenly hit by a car.
The gamemode looked pretty,
but from spawn, I didn't get far.
suddenly hit by a car.
The gamemode looked pretty,
but from spawn, I didn't get far.
Waiting for training,
waiting for an event.
Time to leave StarWars RP,
my time is spent.
waiting for an event.
Time to leave StarWars RP,
my time is spent.
You RDMed me for the last time,
don't you know that it's worse than a crime?
The admin is my friend,
because of the money I spend.
Now you'll be banned for all time.
don't you know that it's worse than a crime?
The admin is my friend,
because of the money I spend.
Now you'll be banned for all time.
A roleplayer once built a shop,
and furnished it with more than one prop.
He was happy with what he made,
but a bandit said raid!
To another gamemode he decided to hop.
and furnished it with more than one prop.
He was happy with what he made,
but a bandit said raid!
To another gamemode he decided to hop.
Dodging traps looks fun,
on the first round I won,
but soon found why it's called Deathrun.
on the first round I won,
but soon found why it's called Deathrun.
Your meta boat lacks drip
Half of build phase I skip
Could you believe
Or even conceive
Losing to a pirate ship
Half of build phase I skip
Could you believe
Or even conceive
Losing to a pirate ship
Trying gmod racer,
I'm playing the role of chaser.
Racing away,
losing all day.
Maybe I'll try again later.
I'm playing the role of chaser.
Racing away,
losing all day.
Maybe I'll try again later.
That guy stole my ration,
he's causing me grief.
Why are the police beating me?
I'm not the thief...
he's causing me grief.
Why are the police beating me?
I'm not the thief...
Hogwarts roleplay,
magic all day.
Warner bros arrived,
now we're deprived.
magic all day.
Warner bros arrived,
now we're deprived.
Where's the teamwork?
What regiment am I in?
Told to fight harder.
What regiment am I in?
Told to fight harder.
I thought Prophunt looked fun,
but got chased by a man with a gun.
I'm just a prop,
with no time to stop.
Maybe I can hide till I've won.
but got chased by a man with a gun.
I'm just a prop,
with no time to stop.
Maybe I can hide till I've won.
Around me players stand,
watching me build a contraption.
Compared to their dupes it wasn't grand,
but building is part of the action.
watching me build a contraption.
Compared to their dupes it wasn't grand,
but building is part of the action.
A strange creature starts to rebel,
it managed to escape from a cell.
It feeds on fear,
it's drawing near,
and I feel like I'm in hell.
it managed to escape from a cell.
It feeds on fear,
it's drawing near,
and I feel like I'm in hell.
My sled is faster.
But I see that you don't care.
Yours is a sofa.
But I see that you don't care.
Yours is a sofa.
There once was a mode called stranded,
but it was more or less rebranded.
Now it's called Rust,
Stranded is dust.
Atleast the map was expanded.
but it was more or less rebranded.
Now it's called Rust,
Stranded is dust.
Atleast the map was expanded.
How did he know,
that I was the traitor?
Better call the admin,
let's ban this hater.
that I was the traitor?
Better call the admin,
let's ban this hater.
If when visiting the Town of Terror,
all you see is an error.
Then ofcourse,
I would endorse,
installing Counter-Strike: Source.
all you see is an error.
Then ofcourse,
I would endorse,
installing Counter-Strike: Source.
Here comes a zombie,
the first of a horde.
This is my hobby,
I never get bored.
the first of a horde.
This is my hobby,
I never get bored.
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