Halo

[Deleted member 442]

March 24 - Paramount+

 

[ddæ]

mods edited my statement

 

[walgreens]

i have a feeling its going to suck hard but i dont want it to

 

[Deleted member 442]

i have a feeling its going to suck hard but i dont want it to

Just gotta go into it with an open mind since it's not following the timeline of the games!

 

[Zeenz]

whats paramount+?????????

 

[Deleted member 442]

whats paramount+?????????

Viacom streaming service

Polly cumming out on Sky for you lot if P+ isn't in UK

IDK

 

[Zeenz]

Viacom streaming service

Polly cumming out on Sky for you lot if P+ isn't in UK

IDK

oooh ok, sky is ok.

 

[Mikey]

I hope they don't stray too far off of source material. I hope they make it unique and interesting, but hopefully they don't make people have like superpowers and stuff.

 

[key]

it's shit.

 

[Deleted member 38]

hi

i wish everyone who made this show a very fucking bad day

bye

 

[shad]

turn it the fuck off

turn it off its too scary turn it off

 

[Deleted member 5162]

Spoiler: masta chief face

i am sorry but he really doesn't fit and i can't help myself but laugh at it
could've at least given him dark bags under his eyes

 

[key]

Spoiler: masta chief face

i am sorry but he really doesn't fit and i can't help myself but laugh at it
could've at least given him dark bags under his eyes

in order to cope-seethe with this properly I've just decided to categorize this chief as a high budget cosplay

it's not real. he's not real. he can't hurt me.

 

[Mic15000]

Fun Fact - Halo Show writes did not "Play the games" to not be "limited by the lore." This is a real quote, google it if you want to fact-check it, I wish it was fake.

I am going to scream into the void now.
[doublepost=1648439096][/doublepost]Oh and also, the leader of the COVENANT IS A

Spoiler: spoiler for this nightmare

FUCKING HUMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE, TELL ME THIS IS FAKE, PLEASE BE FAKE I BEG YOU

 

[walgreens]

It fucking sucks

 

[Powley]

you guys can’t appreciate true art

 

[key]

you guys can’t appreciate true art

 

[Charlie]

Oh and also, the leader of the COVENANT IS A

Spoiler: spoiler for this nightmare

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How can they fuck up so bad bro

 

[Deleted member 442]

Oh and also, the leader of the COVENANT IS A

i don't think they're the leader, that still seems to be you know whos

but more of i unno, some sort of messiah figure or something i guess you could call it considering what they can do with the things and the stuffs. important figure, but not leading.

 

[shit]

Spoiler: MP5 (with a weird handguard and muzzle)

Spoiler: Mossberg

Spoiler: AUG (5.56 & 9mm(?))

Spoiler: AKs

Spoiler: M4

some of the old-world guns I found watching clips on youtube. How the fuck do the 'writers' think it's dandy to throw in a buncha 500 year old guns , aside from 1-2 halo canonic guns, in the arsenal of a shitton of rebels? Wouldn't they have, at least, 50% of their gear sourced from unsc stockpiles? this shit's retarded

Spoiler: unpainted wood plasma pistol in the show

this shit's unbelievable