SCP 42352 'DEATHWOLF'
A 20 year old asian-british man who avoids inspections by teleporting weed out of his room
funny story so i found out karma was real yesterday basically it was really early like 6am and I couldn't go back to sleep so I went out for a walk and outside my uni accom is this rly nice pond but there's a shit ton of rubbish in it, where it's early and there's no one about I thought I'd do a good deed and picked out some of the pond-rubbish to put in the bin, spent about 20 minutes just putting wet plastic in the bin, i go to take the last bit of rubbish, a ziploc bag, full of pond water, but I look inside, and there's another bag inside of it, with another bag inside that
I take it out, empty all the water, and look inside.
I found a 35 (3.5 grams of marijuana) but it smelt like baccy so someone was smoking spliffs with it, but where I bong it meant I would be bonging tobacco too and I got so high