Idk where to put this so I'll put it here:
***** Andrew Graves clambers up the concrete
Andrew Graves says "Final check, you absolutely sure?"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Yup. ::>"
***** Andrew Graves sighs before winding up to kick the "exhaust".
Andrew Graves says "Toe-punt or side?"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Either one. ::>"
***** Andrew Graves imitates a kick on the missile, stopping before striking it, then winds up again
***** [A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] yells "BANG!" right before the man kicks it hoping to startle him off the concrete
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says on radio: "<:: Report 34s. ::>"
***** Andrew Graves is startled, falling off to his side.
** Andrew Graves has rolled 23 out of 100.
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says on radio: "<:: Copy. ::>"
***** Andrew Graves The good doctor does fall, and doing so, falls onto the missile.
The jostling sets it off.
*** [A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] seeing this tries to use these precious few seconds to fucking book it
[LOOC] [A] TheInnkeeper: HOW DID YOU SURVIVE
[Civil Protection unit standing at aro...] says "<:: That did the trick. ::>"
Andrew -somehow survived- this. The gods smile upon him, and his several broken bones as he SLAMS into the barricade.
[Civil Protection unit standing at aro...] says on radio: "<:: It has been delt with. ::>"
*** Andrew Graves moves to rub his forehead, but can't.
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Holy shit. ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Well I guess only half of it went off then. ::>"
[Civil Protection unit standing at aro...] says "<:: Excellent service, citizen, you surely earned a thumbs up. ::>"
Andrew Graves says "Flippin' heck."
*** [Civil Protection unit standing at aro...] makes a thumbs up looking at the citizen
[A masked man with equipment fit to ha...] says "<:: ...what were *you thinking*?! ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Aight lets patch him up. ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: This is litterally our fault. ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says on radio: "<:: That one wasn't us. ::>"
[A masked man with equipment fit to ha...] says "<:: God- I can't hear myself speak. ::>"
*** Andrew Graves pokes at his shin, then at his other arm. "That's a fracture, that's a fracture. Ribs, fucked. Uh, fuckin', what? I couldn't catch that"
*** [A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] slings away his MP7 crouching down next to the man
*** [A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] does a downward hand gesture to suggest the man lays down
[Civil Protection unit standing at aro...] says "<:: Should we see about requesting a medic for him? ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Maybe the boom made him retarded. ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Oh what the fuck. ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Any medics awake at this time. ::>"
Nathan has disconnected from the server.
[A masked man with equipment fit to ha...] says "<:: His fault. ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Do we even have medics. ::>"
[Civil Protection unit standing at aro...] says "<:: Yeah. ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: 2, how can you. ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Ah shit. ::>"
[A masked man with equipment fit to ha...] says "<:: He set it off himself! ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Nah, 2 hear me out this man is a hero. ::>"
[A functionary towering at 6'5, he con...] says "<:: Unions finest I'd say. ::>"