Serious HL2RP∞ Screenshot Thread

['77 East]

It's not the most unrealistic thing!

at least the mask has a drinking port

civpro sure don't

 

[john]

oh no i have seen an officers chin and mouth!
he has a chin and mouth

i will surely be shot in the head for this
WITNESS STERILIZATION!
NOOOO

retard rules from a bygone era

 

[Blackquill]

WITNESS STERILIZATION!

You saw a cop trip on a rock?

KILL HIM, KILL HIM NOW.

 

['77 East]

i will surely be shot in the head for this
WITNESS STERILIZATION!
NOOOO

retard rules from a bygone era

You saw a cop trip on a rock?

KILL HIM, KILL HIM NOW.

reminder that people still wanted to kill bystanders recently for seeing a flash of skin

"your ethnicity breaks anonymous protocol" like no one's going to know who I am because they saw 5cm of exposed skin

 

[Rabid]

Witness Sterilization was always fucking stupid outside of very select circumstances tbh (ie; not because a cop died lol).

I don't know why people wanted it back when we got rid of it in 2016/2017.

 

[Blackquill]

I'll never forget this one post @Dallas made that had me fucking howling with laughter

Right it was some shit like

"When cops break into your apartment and kill you for possessing a robosapien (it is considered contraband)" and he posted this video along side it:



Comedy gold

 

[Kafe]

I'll never forget this one post @Dallas made that had me fucking howling with laughter

Right it was some shit like

"When cops break into your apartment and kill you for possessing a robosapien (it is considered contraband)" and he posted this video along side it:



Comedy gold

I went to see my dad last month, he pulled out one of these motherfuckers from my childhood box, the thing was yellow from 10 years of sitting in the sun

 

[Trains]

You saw a cop trip on a rock?

KILL HIM, KILL HIM NOW.

clockwork cops when someone so much as glances at him from across the road

 

[Erkor]

 

[MaXenzie]

why does this fuck

 

[constantdisplay]

oh no i have seen an officers chin and mouth!
he has a chin and mouth

i will surely be shot in the head for this
WITNESS STERILIZATION!
NOOOO

retard rules from a bygone era

 

[dvn]

I'll never forget this one post @Dallas made that had me fucking howling with laughter

Right it was some shit like

"When cops break into your apartment and kill you for possessing a robosapien (it is considered contraband)" and he posted this video along side it:



Comedy gold

Still have this little cunt somewhere

 

[john]

"your ethnicity breaks protocol"

sounds like something @Rabid would say

 

[john]

combine AI every day u dont murder 13 civilians for sprinting while they SHIFT+TAB

 

[Ricsow]

I'll never forget this one post @Dallas made that had me fucking howling with laughter

Right it was some shit like

"When cops break into your apartment and kill you for possessing a robosapien (it is considered contraband)" and he posted this video along side it:



Comedy gold

I'm like 99% I still have one of these somewhere at home

 

[Alexander The Great]

It's not the most unrealistic thing!

i'd imagine snorting UU branded whiskey like this wouldnt be nice

 

[Alexander The Great]

I'll never forget this one post @Dallas made that had me fucking howling with laughter

Right it was some shit like

"When cops break into your apartment and kill you for possessing a robosapien (it is considered contraband)" and he posted this video along side it:



Comedy gold

dude, i used to have this one as a kid
mine is uu branded tho

 

[Ond]

It's not the most unrealistic thing!

Image you can taste

 

[Señor Jaggles]

okay but what is the difference between UU branded bandages and normal bandages

 

[Trains]

okay but what is the difference between UU branded bandages and normal bandages

LITERALLY NOTHING i have no idea why that was ever a thing

the fact we literally needed to edit the description of normal bandages to say 'THIS REALLY ISNT A BIG DEAL WHY WOULD YOU EVER PROSECUTE SOMEONE FOR HAVING THIS ' is still hilarious