I bought a Bad Dragon™ dildo online and idk what i'm gonna do

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Ram it up your asshole. Send me pictures of the bloody fissure once the job is done.

 

[Deleted member 225]

Ram it up your asshole. Send me pictures of the bloody fissure once the job is done.

i want that pic of u with that dildo again

 

[Vertigo]

sure why not
and you don't accidentally order a dragon dildo
it's not like amazon shopping and you accidentally added an item to your cart by a misclick

http://imgur.com/krrJPaO

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

i want that pic of u with that dildo again

I had to throw that big boy out. Got an infection because the tip stabbed through the lining of my colon.

 

[Deleted member 225]

I had to throw that big boy out. Got an infection because the tip stabbed through the lining of my colon.

wasnt even that big smh i could lose that thing up my rectum

 

[Vertigo]

I had to throw that big boy out. Got an infection because the tip stabbed through the lining of my colon.

how do you stab a dildo through your colon?

 

[scrubmcnoob]

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how do you stab a dildo through your colon?

you won't be doing that with only a small

 

[Deleted member 225]

the thing is i bet u did actually use it

 

[Vertigo]

you won't be doing that with only a small

A small is still like 6" plus the knot at the bottom

 

[York]

secure to the end of a stick and chase your friends with

 

[Vertigo]

As it turns out, its actually 6.5''

 

[Deleted member 225]

show a pic of it

 

[TheInnkeeper]

im unwatching this thread good luck with the autism

 

[Vertigo]

show a pic of it

I don't have it yet, so i'll have to send one from the site
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show a pic of it

http://imgur.com/a/8atVx

 

[TheInnkeeper]

http://imgur.com/a/8atVx

@Blackquill
kill me and this thread jesus fuck

 

[SoVastEndNow]

You're fucking 14 jesus christ.

 

[Arcane]

wrow just steal your sister's hairbrush if you want to stick something up your ass jeez

 

[Ace]

 

[Deleted member 61]

Go fuck yourself to death with it and never buy female sex toys again.

Fuck this shitty thread. Fuck my life.

 

[goobypls]

What is this even

Locked before I have to read more about dragon dildos and fissures around the hole