Serious If you had to be another animal, which animal would you be?

[TEA]

I heard about a movie about where people are in a dystopian future where people are sent to a hotel and are turned into a animal of their choice if they are not in a relationship within 42 days, and the protagonist of the film chose to be a Lobster for their long life spans, they have blue blood like aristocrats and he likes the ocean.

It brought me to a question of, if you were forced into choosing to become a different animal, what would you be and for what reasons?

As for me, I would be a koi fish.

Reasons:

• Koi Fish have relatively long life spans, usually for around 60-70 years. However, in rare cases they can live up to 200 years. The oldest koi fish recorded was 226 years old.
• Koi Fish are generally not eaten, but instead when caught are put up for display at restaurants.
• Koi Fish are hardy, they rarely ever get disease and can resist many parasites.
• Koi Fish can eat a variety of foods, such as melons.
• Koi Fish are intelligent (they can even be trained to take food from a persons hand.)

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Pig... just look at them

-snipped by moderation-

 

[Deleted member 377]

penguin

 

[Andy.B]

dawg
doge

ok

 

[Jimbo]

kiwi

 

[Khiel]

I heard about a movie about where people are in a dystopian future where people are sent to a hotel and are turned into a animal of their choice if they do not meet a certain objective, and the protagonist of the film chose to be a Lobster for their long life spans, they have blue blood like aristocrats and he likes the ocean.

It brought me to a question of, if you were forced into choosing to become a different animal, what would you be and for what reasons?

As for me, I would be a koi fish.

what's the film's name? x

also i wanna be a fox ;333 @TheRobsterDJ @Now you're going to say! @Iced Paprika

 

[TEA]

what's the film's name? x

also i wanna be a fox ;333 @TheRobsterDJ @Now you're going to say! @Iced Paprika

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lobster

 

[Jimbo]

I heard about a movie about where people are in a dystopian future where people are sent to a hotel and are turned into a animal of their choice if they do not meet a certain objective, and the protagonist of the film chose to be a Lobster for their long life spans, they have blue blood like aristocrats and he likes the ocean.

seen the movie, cant remember the name but its weird as fuck
e: the lobster yea thats it

 

[Khiel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lobster

oh shit man this is on my 'watch it u cunt' list imma go watch it tonight or smthn probs
thanks x

 

[tera]

snakes cuz they lazy af and chill all day.

 

[Charlie]

I heard about a movie about where people are in a dystopian future where people are sent to a hotel and are turned into a animal of their choice if they are not in a relationship within 42 days, and the protagonist of the film chose to be a Lobster for their long life spans, they have blue blood like aristocrats

Yes, I remember the movie, the protagonist wanted to be a lobster and his brother was a dog.

 

[Larry Crude the Good]

 

[Satirical]

I would be a dolphin.

Resourceful, strong, intelligent.

Not to mention incredibly graceful:

 

[TheRobsterDJ]

 

[Deleted member 38]

 

[Gabby]

 

[Deleted member 374]

frank zappa

 

[Deadpool]

t

I would be a dolphin.

Resourceful, strong, intelligent.

Not to mention incredibly graceful:

they also rape

 

[Goatson]

Guess

 

[Ond]

a communist