Joke of the Day

[sots]

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI.

 

[The Rock]

What did the green tarmac say to the black tarmac?
I'm a cyclepath.

 

[The Rock]

What do you call a Pakistani karaoke singer?

Gupti Singh.

 

[Postal]

 

[The Rock]

My friend David lost his ID on a night out recently...

So now we just call him Dav.

@comradic

 

[comradic]

My friend David lost his ID on a night out recently...

So now we just call him Dav.

@comradic

shite pattair

 

[The Rock]

What do you call an Indian pornstar?

Rama Bawdeep.

 

[Postal]

What do you call an Indian pornstar?

Rama Bawdeep.

 

[Sil]

What's the saddest US State?


Missouri

 

[Oswald]

Got 'em @Lost_Cartress

Got 'em part two @Civil Protection

Got 'em part three @aeromantis

Got 'em part four @owlmom

 

[Ricsow]

My dad died today, because we didn‘t know his blood type.

It‘s sad but I know he wanted the best for us, he kept insisting us to „be positive“ when he was about to die.

 

[The Rock]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

I was thinking of getting rid of my spine

It's holding me back

 

[depthjacks]

You want a joke eh? Well here's one: my sex life.............


im lonely

 

[The Rock]

Bought this chameleon fae the pet shop the other day there, and holy fuck it shits everywhere tears everything up, its fucking nuts.

So next time I'm gonna buy a Karma Chameleon

 

[Masky]

Guys, did you know the first French fries weren't made in France?

They were made in Greece.

 

[sots]

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france

 

[The Rock]

Ever played darts blindfolded?
You dont know what you're missing.

 

[Nya]

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france

Quart de livre avec fromage

Thank you France

 

[sots]

Quart de livre avec fromage

Thank you France

cheese royale . . .