Joke Thread

[Expax]

fuckign insane coincidence right here just saying

 

[MaXenzie]

Swifting says hi

:^)

Huh?

 

[Weeknder]

An gay furry joined a roleplaying community once. He made an introduction in which he said that he is a homosexual furry and that he cant wait to play with everyone.

The community did not insult or laugh at him

 

[Expax]

An gay furry joined a roleplaying community once. He made an introduction in which he said that he is a homosexual furry and that he cant wait to play with everyone.

The community did not insult or laugh at him

@Wolfaye

 

[Weeknder]

@Wolfaye

One of his friends is an 11 year old girl btw. I spoke to her on steam. She kept begging me to let her in this group chat with some youtubers im in.

 

[Expax]

One of his friends is an 11 year old girl btw. I spoke to her on steam. She kept begging me to let her in this group chat with some youtubers im in.

the real question is why does a gay furry have an 11 year old girl on his friendslist?

 

[Weeknder]

the real question is why does a gay furry have an 11 year old girl on his friendslist?

That was what I was pointing at silly.

 

[Expax]

he has a friend who's in a furry femdom group.
i guess this belongs in a cringe thread but...

 

[MaXenzie]

he has a friend who's in a furry femdom group.
i guess this belongs in a cringe thread but...

Some competition from Nova and Alpha Werewolf there.

 

[Weeknder]

he has a friend who's in a furry femdom group.
i guess this belongs in a cringe thread but...

Alright enough mate. This isnt the "Find as much shit as you can" thread. He's already going through enough no need to bring up everything he does and post it here.

 

[Expax]

Some competition from Nova and Alpha Werewolf there.

I personally think Nova needs to step up his game.

 

[MaXenzie]

I personally think Nova needs to step up his game.

Nova has 2 over-legal-weapons-permit sized cocks, though.

 

[Expax]

Nova has 2 over-legal-weapons-permit sized cocks, though.

Read Alpha's post again, he also has two over-legal-weapons permit sized cocks.

 

[MaXenzie]

Read Alpha's post again, he also has two over-legal-weapons permit sized cocks.

I feel like one's copying the other.

They can both QUITE LITERALLY fuck themselves with their 14 inch dicks.

 

[Expax]

I feel like one's copying the other.

They can both QUITE LITERALLY fuck themselves with their 14 inch dicks.

I'm interested and slightly aroused.

 

[Grau]

Spoiler

roleplay

 

[Angel]

what do you call black people in a barn? antique farming equipment.

why can't you put a white person in a jar? because crackers usually come in boxes.

how do you know if an asian guy has robbed your house? when you come home, your math homework is done, you computer is upgraded, and he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

why isn't there a mexican olympics? because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already gone over the border.

what's the difference between a christmas tree and a catholic priest? the tree's balls are just for decoration.

what has more brains than a bunch of jewish scientists? the wall behind them.

how do you tell a sunni from a shiite? the sunnis are the ones with the shiite blown of out them.

what's the most common sleeping position for a man? around.

why do women make better soldiers? because they can bleed for a week straight and not die.

what do you call a gay drive-by? a fruit roll up.

why are lesbians lousy construction workers? they don't know how to handle wood.

Best jokes are racist jokes.

 

[Deleted member 906]

I like jokes directed at me, They make me feel better about myself <3

 

[Dr.Towers]

knock knock

 

[Jimbo]

knock knock

whos there