JOSEON | Announcement & Info, 23/05/20

[slick]

Suppose I want to operate a Japanese sushi shop for Zaibatsu, I am more than willing to have the shop robbed/held up by Chaebol gang but would this grant the right for them to kill me/cut off my fingers and shit? How can I help support the event without putting myself at serious risk of being killed?

I think a majority of shop owners will be non-developed characters specifically meant to fit with the setting, because we can't have Charlotte Feurstein suddenly in Korea with a sushi shop, y'know?

 

[Deleted member 61]

I think a majority of shop owners will be non-developed characters specifically meant to fit with the setting, because we can't have Charlotte Feurstein suddenly in Korea with a sushi shop, y'know?

Fair enough.

 

[Dr Heckyll]

Just a question...is the most fire mixtape out of kiev too high end gear?

 

[chronos]

Just a question...is the most fire mixtape out of kiev too high end gear?

i dont think they want you making fucking molotovs with them, heckyll

 

[Deleted member 4609]

Just a question...is the most fire mixtape out of kiev too high end gear?

I’m interested

 

[friendly]

 

[Dr Heckyll]

real talk though if there isn't at least one nightclub shootout with l'amour toujours playing in the background i'll be a bit sad

hmm...

 

[slick]

POV: It's May 28th, there's over 100 PKs on the Joseon Kill Count thread by 77 East, you've watched Black Rain ten times over in the past five days, twice some days, one others, three a few times. You're AFKing in the headcrab wrestling ring because dee pixel's router crapped out due to the shitty desert heat of Arizona, all of the sudden, L'Amour Toujours hits the speakers. Everything's good, you're having fun. But, you chose Chaebol, because you're a fucking idiot. Everyone around you starts speaking Japanese, what do?

 

[friendly]

gonna see a lot of new korean/japanese in city 17 now huh

 

[Dr Heckyll]

virgin Koringereans vs virgin Wackanese vs chad music gang

 

[Gabe]

all of you are choosing either to be a with sweatshops and transformer toys or a with a pointy old stick while I simply choose

 

[friendly]

POV: You're out your nut in the chaebol lounge and a zaibatsu employee approaches you yelling some dumb shit you don't understand

You just stare at him, gurning like a motherfucker. All of a sudden two shots ring out and you're laying in a pool of blood in the middle of the dancefloor, watching the man run away with the measly 20 korea-coins you had in your pocket. As you lay there slowly dying, the dj fades into another song

 

[slick]

POV: You're out your nut in the chaebol lounge and a zaibatsu employee approaches you yelling some dumb shit you don't understand

You just stare at him, gurning like a motherfucker. All of a sudden two shots ring out and you're laying in a pool of blood in the middle of the dancefloor, watching the man run away with the measly 20 korea-coins you had in your pocket. As you lay there slowly dying, the dj fades into another song

POV: You're a Chaebol idiot-spy sent to gather intel about the bullsquid testosterone production plant underneath the noodleshop, you step up and speak their secret phrase in your broken Japanese. They're onto you, you're fucked. Just as they mumble something in gibberish you don't understand, Plastic Love comes on. You fucking hate this song. What do?

 

[sots]

zach is producing shitposts at such a high velocity that i must break up his post welcome to greggs connor barlow mr handy bot

 

[slick]

POV: you're a headcrab fighting in seoul's most prominent underground headcrab wrestling ring. there's korean and japanese men shouting obscenties at eachother. little do you know that the outcome of this match determines the fate of either side's control of the district, all on a bet of headcrab wrestling. what do?

 

[Tinbe]

This is gonna end well.

 

[Revanox]

< me when my CP gets whitelisted and I can start giving out quests

"<:: Collect 0/5 pieces of metal, and bring them back for a huge reward. ::>"

 

[andrei ulmeyda]

kim il-sung portrait custom script for maximum juche

 

[Powley]

I see the free SHOGUN2 trial rubbed off on you @Dallas

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

kobayashi :)