Just checking.

[Nicrobe]

Oh ffs just immigrate.

K gotta finish college and then find a good job make enough money before they come a-knocking and then get my permissions to go OUT the country, and then get permissions to immigrate, live and work somewhere not-turkey. And THEN yeah.



I would love to do that, though.

 

[ruben slikk]

Oh ffs just immigrate.

or just take the L and fucking do it

 

[Nicrobe]

or just take the L and fucking do it

Yes, of course. Fight for an unstable country and government(which discreetly supports ISIL) I have never liked and will never like.

No thanks, I value my life.

 

[MaXenzie]

They don't care here. Even if you were like "But I'm homosexual!" they'd respond "Well then, this'll fix you." and then conscript your ass.

There is no way out, unless you spend your whole life being an academician, and then go past the age of 45.

THEN they let you off.

Also, checking Wikipedia, if you show them a PHYSICAL picture of you getting a dick up your arse, they say you can go.

Dew it.

 

[Nicrobe]

Also, checking Wikipedia, if you show them a PHYSICAL picture of you getting a dick up your arse, they say you can go.

Dew it.

Not really. Wiki isn't exactly a trusty source for these, as our country tends to cover shit up pretty hard.


Even then, I'm straight. There is "Swallowing your pride", but I don't want to do the swallow part literally.

 

[Berke]

welcome back my

 

[MaXenzie]

Not really. Wiki isn't exactly a trusty source for these, as our country tends to cover shit up pretty hard.


Even then, I'm straight. There is "Swallowing your pride", but I don't want to do the swallow part literally.

Build a boat out of bits of planks and sail to Sweden.

 

[Zarail]

Build a boat out of bits of planks and sail to Sweden.

Yeah, like that would solve anything. People say that swedes respect all immigrants as overlords, but over here, it's more like the damn opposite.

 

[Nicrobe]

Build a boat out of bits of planks and sail to Sweden.

@Plankster let's do this.

I get to ride you, you get to get squeezed by my heavenly thighs.

 

[MaXenzie]

@Plankster let's do this.

I get to ride you, you get to get squeezed by my heavenly thighs.

I thought you said you were straight?

 

[Nicrobe]

I thought you said you were straight?

Hey, I'm not getting anything up the arse, and he gets to enjoy me in a different way.


Mutual!

 

[Zarail]

I thought you said you were straight?

planks

@Plankster

Maybe it's a pun?

 

[MaXenzie]

Hey, I'm not getting anything up the arse, and he gets to enjoy me in a different way.


Mutual!

I get to ride you,

you get to get squeezed by my heavenly thighs.

 

[SoVastEndNow]

why are you convincing a turk to travel to sweden?

 

[Berke]

why are you convincing a turk to travel to sweden?

take us

 

[MaXenzie]

why are you convincing a turk to travel to sweden?

So he doesn't have to gun down the Swedes legally.

 

[Zarail]

why are you convincing a turk to travel to sweden?

Because someone who is not a feminazi living here will increase the average intellect.

 

[Nicrobe]

why are you convincing a turk to travel to sweden?

Why are you even trying to "Convince" me? I already want to move either there or the Netherlands.

 

[SoVastEndNow]

Why are you even trying to "Convince" me? I already want to move either there or the Netherlands.

i'd say netherlands

if you move here you'll be killed in the upcoming racewar my dude

 

[MaXenzie]

Why are you even trying to "Convince" me? I already want to move either there or the Netherlands.

Come to Wales.