News Lettuce shortage

[Toasty]

This is what fucking happens when you let vegetarian roam free in our civilised society. The UK will have a lettuce famine, and will have to migrate to the US to start anew. Good luck.

 

[Señor Jaggles]

Let's hope the shortages and mild rationing ends and the Spanish weather calms down and the flooding stops too

Yep! I hope so!

Jesus, just in Estapona? I live in Gibraltar (I know, technically English, but who knows with this fucking thing with brexit) That's a bit spooky to think

I'm from Malaga, not far from there, and yes, in Estepona. Also, uh, yeah, who knows what Gibraltar will do, it's a matter of time. Politiiiiics.

Is Eatapona near Gibraltar I'll be honest I don't know Iberia super well

It's actually closer to him than me.

 

[PrincessKatey]

This is what fucking happens when you let vegetarian roam free in our civilised society. The UK will have a lettuce famine, and will have to migrate to the US to start anew. Good luck.

We will preserve our little island and will never abandon her she has served us very well

Yep! I hope so!



I'm from Malaga, not far from there, and yes, in Estepona. Also, uh, yeah, who knows what Gibraltar will do, it's a matter of time. Politiiiiics.



It's actually closer to him than me.

okay wow pretty close poor Iberia

 

[Señor Jaggles]

This is what fucking happens when you let vegetarian roam free in our civilised society. The UK will have a lettuce famine, and will have to migrate to the US to start anew. Good luck.

Implying non-vegetarians don't eat veggies.
Implying vegetarians only eat veggies.
Implying I would let people eAT MY VEGGIES.

 

[PrincessKatey]

Implying non-vegetarians don't eat veggies.
Implying vegetarians only eat veggies.
Implying I would let people eAT MY VEGGIES.

I like your veggies let me eat them

 

[Fuck Logic]

Rice is the cure to all shortages.

 

[Toasty]

Implying non-vegetarians don't eat veggies.
Implying vegetarians only eat veggies.
Implying I would let people eAT MY VEGGIES.

Just don't eat veggies, and stick to bacon. What's the problem?

 

[Señor Jaggles]

I like your veggies let me eat them

No-one touches my food without my permission. No-one.
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Just don't eat veggies, and stick to bacon. What's the problem?

The problem is I like both. I eat a bowl of salad and a big piece of meat. My weight is still 50kg and my height is a bit below 1,80m so... You can tell I can eat as much as I want without me even noticing e.e".

 

[PrincessKatey]

No-one touches my food without my permission. No-one.

I know that's why I asked

 

[Toasty]

No-one touches my food without my permission. No-one.
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The problem is I like both. I eat a bowl of salad and a big piece of meat. My weight is still 50kg and my height is a bit below 1,80m so... You can tell I can eat as much as I want without me even noticing e.e".

sounds like you need to step up our meat game, because you sound like you're straight outta auschwitz

 

[PrincessKatey]

sounds like you need to step up our meat game, because you sound like you're straight outta auschwitz

Meat and lettuce we need both to live in harmony and peace

 

[Señor Jaggles]

I know that's why I asked

I'll think about your request. Meanwhile take a cookie. Everyone loves cookies.

sounds like you need to step up our meat game, because you sound like you're straight outta auschwitz

You can trust me on this one, I eat a big and fair amount of food with all my meals, and between them I eat a whole lot of snacks. I just fail to get fat for some reason, and I'm healthy, so... Weird metabolism maybe? No-one in my family has problems eating a lot because except for my grandparents, none of us gain fat :/ (Maybe because we eat really varied and healthy as well, who knows)

 

[PrincessKatey]

I'll think about your request. Meanwhile take a cookie. Everyone loves cookies.

What kind of cookie?

 

[Señor Jaggles]

What kind of cookie?

Well, there's only one kind of cookie, the american kind, with the chocolate chips...

The others are biscuits...

Cookies with chocolate nuggets...

I'm hungry now. Damn this thread :(
(Gladly I'm going to have lunch like /right now/)

 

[Nömad <3]

I live in Gibraltar

Marines are coming to liberate you of your veggies... Again...

 

[PrincessKatey]

Well, there's only one kind of cookie, the american kind, with the chocolate chips...

The others are biscuits...

Cookies with chocolate nuggets...

I'm hungry now. Damn this thread :(
(Gladly I'm going to have lunch like /right now/)

I'm too Anglo for that sorry can you make it more Anglo for Harry Potter people

 

[Chop]

There is still hope we are importing some from America

They wont need it anyways

 

[PrincessKatey]

They wont need it anyways

We need all their lettuce they don't need lettuce we need it

 

[scrubmcnoob]

isn't lettuce what rabbits eat
i just go to micky-Ds to get in all my nutrition for the day
ever heard of a grand mac?
it's the only thing you need and for six dollars too! not to mention the free drink and free medium fries it comes with
1500 calories, six dollars, fuck yer lettuce

 

[NightLock]

isn't lettuce what rabbits eat
i just go to micky-Ds to get in all my nutrition for the day
ever heard of a grand mac?
it's the only thing you need and for six dollars too! not to mention the free drink and free medium fries it comes with
1500 calories, six dollars, fuck yer lettuce

SHUT IT! I'm selling a ton of lettuce to @PrincessKatey ! Don't let my cash influx slow!