NC out-of-context thread

[Blackquill]

Blackquill: at least people like hitler did good stuff

@Blackquill

Reinhart: how to blur urself

@Reinhart

02:18 - при поддержке csgoudacha.ru: id raher be on job seekers allowance

 

[Isuckatgaming]

17:27 - Wooden: tbh i'd probably enjoy a cake made out of shaven pubes and piss

@Wooden

 

[nedoow]

17:27 - Wooden: tbh i'd probably enjoy a cake made out of shaven pubes and piss

@Wooden

it actually look p good

 

[Gungeoneer]

[21:16:01] MaXenzie: Nuclear Throne is for children.
god i hope you weren't serious @MaXenzie, not for me, but for your health
@Lemon Cuntcake @Nicrobe

 

[Gato]

a social guarantee was killed by npc_metropolice
a social guarantee: my gf showed me her boner

yet another

 

[Silly Pillow]

[21:16:01] MaXenzie: Nuclear Throne is for children.
god i hope you weren't serious @MaXenzie, not for me, but for your health
@Lemon Cuntcake @Nicrobe

Sounds like a fallout pre-war childrens game to me

 

[Gungeoneer]

Sounds like a fallout pre-war childrens game to me

your on your fat ass clopping to mlp probably so yes

 

[Silly Pillow]

your on your fat ass clopping to mlp probably so yes

Not really, sorry to dissapoint

 

[Modernglib]

your on your fat ass clopping to mlp probably so yes

sorry what
what pathetic excuse for a roast was that jesus christ lmfao

 

[lemon]

[21:16:01] MaXenzie: Nuclear Throne is for children.
god i hope you weren't serious @MaXenzie, not for me, but for your health
@Lemon Cuntcake @Nicrobe

Singing robots are for kids :)

 

[MaXenzie]

Singing robots are for kids :)

@drpepper dresses up as a singing robot, then.

 

[Ayrism]

12:39 AM - Frostwind: cumming after 6 seconds would be sad
12:39 AM - Meme Hamster: is if you didnt last lon enough
12:39 AM - Frostwind: thats like
12:40 AM - Frostwind: touching a single electron of a pussyflap with your dick and just
12:40 AM - Frostwind: cumming
12:40 AM - Frostwind: explosivly
12:40 AM - Frostwind: while the recieving party didnt get to enjoy shit
12:40 AM - Meme Hamster: exactly
12:40 AM - Frostwind: and then she dresses up
12:40 AM - Frostwind: grabbing her blanket
12:40 AM - Frostwind: covering herself
12:40 AM - Frostwind: as she un-suspiciously moves to her dresser
12:40 AM - Frostwind: opening her drawer
12:41 AM - Meme Hamster: and she sighs and grabs a worn vibrator
12:41 AM - Frostwind: grabbing something and closing it
12:41 AM - Meme Hamster: very worn
12:41 AM - Frostwind: before you hear a loud clicking noise
12:41 AM - Meme Hamster: it's obvious this has happened before
12:41 AM - Frostwind: and the runs at you
12:41 AM - Frostwind: stabbing you in the stomach
12:41 AM - Frostwind: watching you fall
12:41 AM - Meme Hamster: excuse
12:41 AM - Meme Hamster: me
12:41 AM - Meme Hamster: i didnt know i was fucking jason
12:41 AM - Frostwind: as she begins to rub her body against the dying man
12:41 AM - Frostwind: unbinding her bra
12:41 AM - Frostwind: touching herself as she begins to chew on the downed mans face
12:41 AM - Frostwind: blood starting to spew on her everywhere
12:42 AM - Frostwind: as the man screams in agony, the woman finding pleasure of it
12:42 AM - Meme Hamster: ok now it sounds like im fucking mileena
12:42 AM - Frostwind: in at which point she recovers the knife
12:42 AM - Meme Hamster: from MCX
12:42 AM - Frostwind: and begins to stab him in the neck
12:42 AM - Frostwind: having his warm blood spray all over her body
12:42 AM - Meme Hamster: this is oddly descriptive....................
12:42 AM - Frostwind: only to realize
12:42 AM - Frostwind: that it was a big inflatable filled with ketchup that was put in an oversized ovan
12:34 AM - Frostwind: the end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

@Frostwind

 

[Deleted member 374]

 

[JohnLugo]

there's litreally nothing wrong with thinking that

 

[Deleted member 374]

there's litreally nothing wrong with thinking that

lol

 

[lemon]

@RabidMaggot93

 

[Votra]

Never tell your password to anyone.
12:51 PM - Bronn: Yet Frost will most likely denny
12:52 PM - Bronn: Since jew characters like him only look after the dosh

 

[donsaké]

"im going to vigorously masturbate then go asleep, cya !!" - @Dallas

 

[nedoow]

"I'm watching porn so Imma mute my sound" - @Mirukihoshi

 

[MaXenzie]

"I'm watching porn so Imma mute my sound" - @Mirukihoshi

Big dilema when it comes to porn.

No headphones, sound on. Anyone can hear you, but you get full satisfaction and can hear people coming.
No headphones, sound off. No one can hear anything, you get less satisfaction and can clearly hear people.
Headphones, on. No one can hear you, you get FULL satisfaction but you're basically an open target.

I'm Rabbit.