News nebulous - end of year reflection

[Isuckatgaming]

Post your earliest Helix screenshot

 

[Luna]

i like theme
reminds me of based summer theme

 

[MaXenzie]

i like theme
reminds me of based summer theme

i would fucking kill to please just have the summer theme on permanently as an option

PLEASE @Blackquill

 

[Trains]

Post your earliest Helix screenshot

 

[Nep Nep]

It sucks to think about some of the players who didnt make it to the end of this year. I hope they all find eternal peace

 

[Clokr]

It still feels like yesterday that we started this year with WW3 memes and “oh don’t worry guys this won’t leave China”

forget the shot down the whole fucking bottle. Hell knows we all know it now

 

[dallahan]

i would fucking kill to please just have the summer theme on permanently as an option

PLEASE @Blackquill

still waiting on dark theme

 

[Deleted member 4795]

We have, we can, and we will prosper.

HNY.

 

[Deleted member 38]

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happy new years cunts

 

[dvn]

i slept over the new year

 

[Baker]

Happy new year fellas, wishing you all the best for the new year!

 

[bigdaddyman413]

i really slept through the ball's drop bro

you could say....







i slept for a whole year...

 

[abcdefg]

i really slept through the ball's drop bro

you could say....







i slept for a whole year...

Well, actually, you cannot technically say you have, quote unquote, slept for a whole year.
Sleeping for a whole year would imply that you have slept for 365 days, or 366 days on a leap year. Now sleeping from New Year's Eve to New Year's Day does not take 365 days, and this is of course not to mention that sleeping for such a long period of time is, of course, absurd and simply impossible.
What you could say, in place of what you actually said, is something along the lines of, I was asleep since last year. This of course is completely possible in every sense and gets the joke across that you have been asleep for a long time. This is objectively the better punchline for the joke you attempted and failed.

Also you can't choose your gender.

 

[bigdaddyman413]

Well, actually, you cannot technically say you have, quote unquote, slept for a whole year.
Sleeping for a whole year would imply that you have slept for 365 days, or 366 days on a leap year. Now sleeping from New Year's Eve to New Year's Day does not take 365 days, and this is of course not to mention that sleeping for such a long period of time is, of course, absurd and simply impossible.
What you could say, in place of what you actually said, is something along the lines of, I was asleep since last year. This of course is completely possible in every sense and gets the joke across that you have been asleep for a long time. This is objectively the better punchline for the joke you attempted and failed.

Also you can't choose your gender.

 

[key]

2020 had to kick me in the balls with my mom getting covid at the last week, here’s to 2021 kicking covid’s ass

She doing alright?

 

[Numbers]

Well, actually, you cannot technically say you have, quote unquote, slept for a whole year.
Sleeping for a whole year would imply that you have slept for 365 days, or 366 days on a leap year. Now sleeping from New Year's Eve to New Year's Day does not take 365 days, and this is of course not to mention that sleeping for such a long period of time is, of course, absurd and simply impossible.
What you could say, in place of what you actually said, is something along the lines of, I was asleep since last year. This of course is completely possible in every sense and gets the joke across that you have been asleep for a long time. This is objectively the better punchline for the joke you attempted and failed.

Also you can't choose your gender.

do you still have conservative thoughts, ben?

 

[Goopy]

i wonder what we are gonna do in 2021

there's 365 days of the new year
and winter comes along just to end it
so the annual problem for our generation
is finding a way not to end it

like maybe
firing rockets
or electing a dummy
or collapsing the eiffel tower

discovering something that shouldn't exist
or giving an atomic shower

running from tidal waves
creating nanobots
or locating a new secret weapon

finding holes in agreements
setting fire to a continent
or driving your neighbours insane (America!)

as you can see
there's a whole lot of stuff to fear
before this year comes to an end

 

[sots]

Well, actually, you cannot technically say you have, quote unquote, slept for a whole year.
Sleeping for a whole year would imply that you have slept for 365 days, or 366 days on a leap year. Now sleeping from New Year's Eve to New Year's Day does not take 365 days, and this is of course not to mention that sleeping for such a long period of time is, of course, absurd and simply impossible.
What you could say, in place of what you actually said, is something along the lines of, I was asleep since last year. This of course is completely possible in every sense and gets the joke across that you have been asleep for a long time. This is objectively the better punchline for the joke you attempted and failed.

Also you can't choose your gender.

do you think we can put this post in a time capsule through space like that golden record which detailed lots of cultures around the world and was supposed to represent humanity to an alien race

 

[Ond]

optimistic but

Here's to another year of crippling loneliness and pain

*Cracked smile*

 

[sots]

Post your earliest Helix screenshot

this is the first screenshot i took of helix so yeah, im pretty cool

actual main server screenshot is this one tho