Parker News

[Fluffy]

WELCOME TO PARKERNEWS

FOR OUR FIRST NEWS ITEM WE HAVE A MAN WITH A TOWEL, SO CALLED: TOWEL-MAN, WHO GOT RECOGNIZED BY POLICE FROM A HOUSE ROBBERY THAT TOOK PLACE EARLIER TONIGHT.

DOES THE TOWEL-MAN MANAGE TO STAY OUT OF THE HANDS OF JUSTICE OR DO THE LOCAL POLICE MANAGE TO APPREHEND THE TOWEL-THIEF AND PUT HIM AWAY FOR HIS CRIMES?





THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AND STAY SAFE OUT THERE.​

 

[Fluffy]

THIS IS JUST IN FROM PARKER NEWS LIVE: BURGERSHOT CLOSED DOWN DUE TO RAT INFESTATION? MORE INFORMATION ON THIS LATER TONIGHT.​

 

[Fluffy]

THIS IS JUST IN FROM PARKERNEWS:

A NEW EPISODE OF THE HIT-SERIES: POLICE.​

 

[Fluffy]

THIS IS JUST IN FROM PARKERNEWS:

FRESH MEAT USED IN THE NEW AND UPCOMING UP-N-ATOM BURGERS?
IS IT TOO FRESH?

JUDGE FOR YOURSELFS MAN.​