The Dinosir
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So I was walking home from school today when this pedophile comes up to me (A 16 year old edgy af Dane) and offers me some candy. I take it (DUH it's fucking candy. I knew he was a pedophile but fuck it, gotta exploit the fuck outta this guy) and he offers to give me more if I go to his house. So obivously, my edgyness took over and I kicked the dude in the nuts, he dropped his bag, and I took it and ran off. before promptly calling the police to arrest the fucker.
I did tell the police I stole the bag and they searched it for any child porn or some shit (of which there was none) and told me I could keep it and the full 1000 krones that were inside before putting the pedo (Turns out he was a known guy) into their cop car and driving away. And this bag was fucking heavy as well, like, it was heavier than my book bag and it was JUST filled with candy.
TL;DR Kicked a pedo in the nuts, stole his bag. Made about a 100$ and a fuck ton of candy. pedo got arrested.
I did tell the police I stole the bag and they searched it for any child porn or some shit (of which there was none) and told me I could keep it and the full 1000 krones that were inside before putting the pedo (Turns out he was a known guy) into their cop car and driving away. And this bag was fucking heavy as well, like, it was heavier than my book bag and it was JUST filled with candy.
TL;DR Kicked a pedo in the nuts, stole his bag. Made about a 100$ and a fuck ton of candy. pedo got arrested.
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