Progress Update #4

[Señor Jaggles]

Just no

Sorry to break it to you but greeks and romans actually-

You know what, nevermind

 

[Deleted member 442]

fucking take that back.

I speak the truth, you are just not ready to hear it.

 

[Jamie]

nebulous mascot

 

[Jeffy]

nebulous mascot

didn’t know @Blackquill was an evil minion

 

[Aether]

@Aether got it but why is he green

you telling me you can't see the joke in the post?

 

[dvn]

If I see any sort of 'furry' or 'femboy' or 'anime' restaurant chain it's being burned to the fucking ground

 

[Zeenz]

If I see any sort of 'furry' or 'femboy' or 'anime' restaurant chain it's being burned to the fucking ground

if you are any of these, you are on PK auths instantly, cope.

 

[Jeffy]

if you are any of these, you are on PK auths instantly, cope.

First PK’d achievement goes to me

 

[Señor Jaggles]

you telling me you can't see the joke in the post?

yes

 

[Warwick]

yes

you're not missing much

 

[alex]

if you are any of these, you are on PK auths instantly, cope.

There are no PKs.

 

[Warwick]

There are no PKs.

these words are going to upset so many people and i can't wait

 

[Jeffy]

There are no PKs.

more of an incentive

 

[Zeenz]

There are no PKs.

I will 24/7 kill them with the gasoline script

 

[Aether]

yes

@linntrix homeless sewer bros with jaundice that believe they're aliens when??

May I introduce...

Mortimer Gaunt, a poor homeless man scraping by on the streets of Los Santos, suffering from eye infections and jaundice after years of drug abuse. He scrapes enough money together barely to survive by selling prophecies to those that pass... Whether they're true, or the ravings of a madman high on foraged psychedelic mushrooms, is up to the listener to decide.

Mortimer Gaunt.
Mortigaunt.

Something that initially started as a joke, but now I actually enjoy the idea for

 

[alex]

I will 24/7 kill them with the gasoline script

That would be griefing.

 

[Jamie]

I will 24/7 kill them with the gasoline script

That would be griefing.

Also have you seen the gas prices, that would be an expensive hobby

 

[Zeenz]

Also have you seen the gas prices, that would be an expensive hobby

Fishing is a good job.

That would be griefing.

no face no case

 

[Jamie]

no face no case

"Someone keeps grief targeting a certain type of restaurant with gasoline, I wonder if it's that guy who said he was going to do it"

 

[Zeenz]

"Someone keeps grief targeting a certain type of restaurant with gasoline, I wonder if it's that guy who said he was going to do it"

'Sir it wasn't me, I swear, don't check my trunk sir, no sir.'