Progress Update #4

[Rabid]

if i get mugged on the server i will make it my sole purpose in life to hunt you down

no one takes my limited edition purple disc item without living to tell the tale

>mugging

Truly discless behaviour

 

[Warwick]

What meal deal are you, I work as a Baker for Morrison's so my choice is sweet chilli chicken wrap, monster and sensations crisps

why are your croissants always so FUCKING STALE

 

[Deleted member 906]

why are your croissants always so FUCKING STALE

Because they're made in a dumb factory and unlike me everyone fucks them up. I get them perfect 🥰

 

[Jeffy]

why are your croissants always so FUCKING STALE

Tesco meal deal croissants are the best, hard to choose between the selection of all butter, chocolate or almond ones.
HOWEVER the best bakery in the world (big shop edition) is Mercadona's in spain. Literally lived off of its bakery for two weeks because my host "family" (some old chain smoking, profane woman) could not cook for the hell of her.

 

[Jamie]

Because they're made in a dumb factory and unlike me everyone fucks them up. I get them perfect 🥰

You get them frozen mate, All you gotta do is heat them lmao.

 

[Rabid]

You get them frozen mate, All you gotta do is heat them lmao.

bone app the beef

 

[`impulse]

bone app the beef

But do they have roast history chickens

 

[Aether]

Real question, anyone ever wonder when it comes to the all day breakfast sandwich who has the other half of your second sandwich? (A Tesco All Day Breakfast sandwich is three triangle halves, meaning you have 1.5 sandwiches total)

I like to imagine that somewhere, as I bite into my extra half that a special bond is created with the other person who has the other half, united together as sandwich kindred.

 

[Rabid]

Real question, anyone ever wonder when it comes to the all day breakfast sandwich who has the other half of your second sandwich? (A Tesco All Day Breakfast sandwich is three triangle halves, meaning you have 1.5 sandwiches total)

I like to imagine that somewhere, as I bite into my extra half that a special bond is created with the other person who has the other half, united together as sandwich kindred.

Aether given the region we live in I don't think you'd want a special bond with 80% of them lmao

 

[Aether]

Aether given the region we live in I don't think you'd want a special bond with 80% of them lmao

Sandwich bond transcends class, religion, race, and politics, rabid.

But I still agree w/ u tbh

 

[Jeffy]

liverpool type beat

 

[Aether]

POV: You're in the north-east of England in a local Tesco Express and someone else reaches for the same All Day Breakfast sandwich you were gonna get for your meal deal

 

[Jeffy]

POV: You're in the north-east of England in a local Tesco Express and someone else reaches for the same All Day Breakfast sandwich you were gonna get for your meal deal

didn’t know people actually existed in the north east

 

[Aether]

didn’t know people actually existed in the north east

Who do you think keeps buying Newcastle Brown Ale?

In other news, "I've Conquered All The Chippies" guy could make for a fun GTA 5 RP character, so I gotta ask, Alex, is there options for body sizes? Can I be the fattest fuck since the people from the ship on Wall-E, otherwise known as the average american?

 

[Deleted member 906]

You get them frozen mate, All you gotta do is heat them lmao.

Yes I know but ya gotta bake em still and they're easily fucked up.

 

[Jeffy]

Who do you think keeps buying Newcastle Brown Ale?

In other news, "I've Conquered All The Chippies" guy could make for a fun GTA 5 RP character, so I gotta ask, Alex, is there options for body sizes? Can I be the fattest fuck since the people from the ship on Wall-E, otherwise known as the average american?

I've conquered all the chippys
I'm never gonna stop
Chips and peas and gravy
I've ate the fucking lot
Pepperoni pizza
And chicken vindaloo
I'm a big fat bastard
'Cause i love my fucking food

 

[Deleted member 906]

I've conquered all the chippys
I'm never gonna stop
Chips and peas and gravy
I've ate the fucking lot
Pepperoni pizza
And chicken vindaloo
I'm a big fat bastard
'Cause i love my fucking food

He's the reason Binley mega chippy has to keep closing

 

[boots]

@alex do we have an estimate time of when it will release?

 

[alex]

@alex do we have an estimate time of when it will release?

Hoping we’ll have some info on that soon 🤞

 

[Jeffy]

Hoping we’ll have some info on that soon 🤞

Being released tomorrow. I said so. Thank you. See you on GTARP