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RENT-AN-ARMY
ARE YOU A WAR-MONGERING HERO OF YOUR OWN STORY? WANTING TO PAVE YOUR WAR PATH? BE IN HISTORY BOOKS?
BUT DON'T HAVE THE ARMY TO DO IT?
RENT-AN-ARMY TODAY!
CALL US AT 1-001-02-0001
OR UMAIL, [email protected]!
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OUR OPTIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
PROS
ARE YOU A WAR-MONGERING HERO OF YOUR OWN STORY? WANTING TO PAVE YOUR WAR PATH? BE IN HISTORY BOOKS?
BUT DON'T HAVE THE ARMY TO DO IT?
RENT-AN-ARMY TODAY!
CALL US AT 1-001-02-0001
OR UMAIL, [email protected]!
//(start forum convo)
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OUR OPTIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

PROS
- Cheap, and affordable men/women!
- Poor moral compass or lack there-of!
- Will do ANYTHING to WIN!
- Will follow ANY ORDER!
- Poor moral compass or lack there-of!
- Will do ANYTHING to WIN!
- Will follow ANY ORDER!
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CONS
- Will DO ANYTHING to win!
- MOST are CRIMINAL GANGS, or TRIBES!
- They WILL loot the field of battle!
- MIGHT stop FOLLOWING ORDERS.
- MOST are CRIMINAL GANGS, or TRIBES!
- They WILL loot the field of battle!
- MIGHT stop FOLLOWING ORDERS.
To be connected to a UNSAVORY contractor, use the KEY-TERM; "UNSAVORY" in CALL or EMAIL!
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PROS
- More equipped and military!
- Great MORAL COMPASS!
- Will fight loyally for the win!
- Will follow MOST ORDERS!
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CONS
- Won't do EVERYTHING to win!
- Most work for NEW AGE COUNTRIES AND GOVERNMENTS
- They will follow their own law, whilst following you!
- MAY detain WAR CRIMINALS!
To be connected to a SAVORY contractor, use key-term "SAVORY" in EMAIL or CALL!
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