shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

Denny

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holy shit i love half life 2 city roleplay so much, every day and night i sit at my custom modified dx racer chair with a nice half life 2 design on it. my eyes fixated on my 4k monitor as i boot up garry's mod for the 250th time this week to join my favourite server; shock core gaming city roleplay. i connect and wait for my client to send info as the looming intro of cloudsixteen plays for a good 30 seconds, the same intro that sends my cock into a throbbing erection every single time. now, when the character screen hits and i am able to stare over my selection of characters that i use to project the life i want into a game in which i interact with people that do the so... "this truly is home i tell myself", as i get told to face the wall by a metropolice officer as soon as i load my character, "wall" he says. he then pms me if i consent to rape roleplay, me being the best roleplayer, i consent of course, as the metropolice officer played by the 15-year-old boy proceeds to ravage me virtually over the internet in written text. i sip my 10th energy drink of the day, aligning my poop-bucket as to not interrupt the roleplay that is occurring as it requires me to be present with every fibre of my physical body as my fingers type away at the keyboard in a sensual manner that reflects my real life desires.

don't get me started on my secret rebel underground sewer base (no metagame by the way) where i meet up with all my erotic roleplay partners at exactly a time that we arrange, seriously, if you don't show up, you can't be a part of us anymore. i play this rogue metropolice officer (got auth from para btw, because i gave him 50 dollars) who had his family killed by the metropolice in an accident so he seeks revenge by establishing his dominance through capturing and raping citizens from d1. he then sends them back with a note saying "fuck you combine!". hah, and they say we can't be original on crp anymore, guess i'll have to prove you wrong by bombing the uch tomorrow again, this time with 1 gram more explosives than before, i dare anyone to not call that original (stupid retards). though i still keep contact with my hot as nails, metropolice girlfriend, that i met when i was loyal (she's a ofc by the way), we meet every night when nobody is on the server as to avoid metagame and then we get it on in the secret sewer base, starting at night all the way through the morning. of course, i maintain a raging erection all the way through, but a true gentleman such as myself only values the character development and not my real physical needs. my real body doesn't matter to me. so go ahead and call me a virgin roleplayer again next time when i am on the server in looc you pussy, i do more erp then you, retard conscript player. can your shitty military roleplay even compete with this? huh? pathetic, just as i thought. now excuse me as i have to go erp on steam with my metropolice girlfriend that is played by my 15-year-old boyfriend (we are both straight), we are just good friends so we decided to elevate it. it is strictly roleplay based.
 
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holy shit i love half life 2 city roleplay so much, every day and night i sit at my custom modified dx racer chair with a nice half life 2 design on it. my eyes fixated on my 4k monitor as i boot up garry's mod for the 250th time this week to join my favourite server; shock core gaming city roleplay. i connect and wait for my client to send info as the looming intro of cloudsixteen plays for a good 30 seconds, the same intro that sends my cock into a throbbing erection every single time. now, when the character screen hits and i am able to stare over my selection of characters that i use to project the life i want into a game in which i interact with people that do the so... "this truly is home i tell myself", as i get told to face the wall by a metropolice officer as soon as i load my character, "wall" he says. he then pms me if i consent to rape roleplay, me being the best roleplayer, i consent of course, as the metropolice officer played by the 15-year-old boy proceeds to ravage me virtually over the internet in written text. i sip my 10th energy drink of the day, aligning my poop-bucket as to not interrupt the roleplay that is occurring as it requires me to be present with every fibre of my physical body as my fingers type away at the keyboard in a sensual manner that reflects my real life desires.

don't get me started on my secret rebel underground sewer base (no metagame by the way) where i meet up with all my erotic roleplay partners at exactly a time that we arrange, seriously, if you don't show up, you can't be a part of us anymore. i play this rogue metropolice officer (got auth from para btw, because i gave him 50 dollars) who had his family killed by the metropolice in an accident so he seeks revenge by establishing his dominance through capturing and raping citizens from d1. he then sends them back with a note saying "fuck you combine!". hah, and they say we can't be original on crp anymore, guess i'll have to prove you wrong by bombing the uch tomorrow again, this time with 1 gram more explosives than before, i dare anyone to not call that original (stupid retards). though i still keep contact with my hot as nails, metropolice girlfriend, that i met when i was loyal (she's a ofc by the way), we meet every night when nobody is on the server as to avoid metagame and then we get it on in the secret sewer base, starting at night all the way through the morning. of course, i maintain a raging erection all the way through, but a true gentleman such as myself only values the character development and not my real physical needs. my real body doesn't matter to me. so go ahead and call me a virgin roleplayer again next time when i am on the server in looc you pussy, i do more erp then you, retard conscript player. can your shitty military roleplay even compete with this? huh? pathetic, just as i thought. now excuse me as i have to go erp on steam with my metropolice girlfriend that is played by my 15-year-old boyfriend (we are both straight), we are just good friends so we decided to elevate it. it is strictly roleplay based.
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