shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

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idk bout you blokes but i love playing skyrim then just finding the fucking royal navy randomly

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ngl Skyrim thinks the player is retarded and the fighting mechanics get repetitive as fuck.

except for that one quest that requires you to visit 24 obscure locations and dungeons with no guiding markers or help what so ever, all the while they all persistently take up space in your inventory for a rather mediocre reward

ugh
 
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ngl Skyrim thinks the player is retarded and the fighting mechanics get repetitive as fuck.
Bethesda games are described by my mates as 'fun games as long as you play in the way the game doesn't intend you to'
which, if I was a quest designer or writer at bethesda, I'd be crying myself to sleep every day over the fact that people have to ignore my content to have a good time.
 

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Real shit is it just me or is the imperial armor in Skyrim a direct copy paste of legion armor from new Vegas or very similar to it
 

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Me: Death, come claim the lost souls of the resistance
Death: I would but your snow valley is boring as fuck
Me: We moved to the coast
Death:
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Still in boring snow mountains I'm afraid, don't get hyped
 

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Bethesda games are described by my mates as 'fun games as long as you play in the way the game doesn't intend you to'
which, if I was a quest designer or writer at bethesda, I'd be crying myself to sleep every day over the fact that people have to ignore my content to have a good time.
Honestly Skyrim's characters, lore and locations is what makes the game - the actual combat and nitty-gritty is fucking shit really.
 
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Real shit is it just me or is the imperial armor in Skyrim a direct copy paste of legion armor from new Vegas or very similar to it

i see the resemblance but i wouldn't call it a direct copy paste

Honestly Skyrim's characters, lore and locations is what makes the game - the actual combat and nitty-gritty is fucking shit really.

elder scrolls lore is fucking whack shit crazy dude
 
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who is naruto
In an alternative universe, when Sasuke left the leaf village, the Hokage decided to put an end to this ninja dick-measuring contest and confiscated everyone's ninja stars. Fast forward a couple years, and Naruto's a mess. He got a sex change to cope with the whole "no ninja" policy. Now she's trying to move on from the past the only way she knows how - getting drunk and doing conditional state enforced prostitution for the leaf village
 
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In an alternative universe, when Sasuke left the leaf village, the Hokage decided to put an end to this ninja dick-measuring contest and confiscated everyone's ninja stars. Fast forward a couple years, and Naruto's a mess. He got a sex change to cope with the whole "no ninja" policy. Now she's trying to move on from the past the only way she knows how - getting drunk and doing conditional state enforced prostitution for the leaf village
holy fuck this got deep for a meme, christ