Orginally meant for the HL2RP. Imagine this thread had no ratings on it
The new CNS™ Ratings!
Mute Currency V2
Give this to posts you deem to convey a wide array of emotions that can not easily be given a single word/rating/feeling. A real multi-tool of a rating that can be used for any situation under the sun. Good to have in a pinch but in the grand scheme of thing it is an oversaturated rating that many use.
Hyper McLoughlin
Is something really cool? Like so fucking cool you just need to let whoever made it know that you think it is literally the fucking coolest thing since cold storage units? Give that fucker a big old Hyper McLoughlin to let them know you think whatever the fuck they said/made is both a) HYPER and b) endorsed by Mr. McLoughlin.
BRICK
Brick. Throw it through windows of bad posts.
[HILL UPON WHICH MEN DIE]
Did someone post an opinion that you think is stupid? Are they currently shouting it from atop a grassy knoll? Will they not falter in their opinion because they are bred of stubborn stock? Let them know. This isn't a bad opinion as those without hills to stand upon cannot take in the wonderful view.
Communism + Gayism
This post is communist and by default gay. All true communists who have studied the teachings of the likes of Marx and Lenin know that true communism does involve a bit of queerness. Can't really deny it. Non-gay communists are either faking it or just softcore communists and we don't like softcore pussies around here.
Unironically A Fascist, uh-oh
Seems like someone has outed themselves as a fascist, not cool. Maybe they are saying something really dumb in a current affairs thread that keys you in that they browse /pol/ a bit too much. Who knows, it could be a forum avatar of a roman bust styled in vaporwave shit telling you to take back your birthright. Fuck fascists really.
American Poster
This is to warn other posters to disregard all opinions posted by whoever has this rating simply because they are American. Most people just ignore American opinions because they rarely have much to add and they are American. Better to just pretend that place doesn't exist.
FUCK YOU I LOVE YOU
Sometimes a motherfucker just really needs some ALC, Aggressive Love & Care. Give this to posts where you just want the bitch posting it to feel super cool and better about themselves because they deserve it something. Lifes a bitch and people need love, give it to them aggressively like a chad.