shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Whilt]

Who supports optic in 2018

 

[Plankster]

pfp plank

 

[Ond]

be me
sitting watching jojo's
think to myself it'd be cool to be as fucking ripped as some of the characters
keep in mind i only think this, don't say it
literally 3 seconds later i get a text from the gym i used to go to saying if i join by midnight i don't have to pay the joining fee again
oh god
oh fuck
they're here

was discussing conscription with some family members and how i haven't received a date yet for it

>go to bed

>open up youtube to watch a few videos before falling asleep

>commercial for the military conscription pops up

 

[DoubleD]

was discussing conscription with some family members and how i haven't received a date yet for it

>go to bed

>open up youtube to watch a few videos before falling asleep

>commercial for the military conscription pops up

reading your data like no tomorrow

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

was discussing conscription with some family members and how i haven't received a date yet for it

>go to bed

>open up youtube to watch a few videos before falling asleep

>commercial for the military conscription pops up

theyre out to get us evil

 

[Ond]

reading your data like no tomorrow

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

was discussing conscription with some family members and how i haven't received a date yet for it

>go to bed

>open up youtube to watch a few videos before falling asleep

>commercial for the military conscription pops up

>evil gets conscripted
>boot camp
>sargeant screaming like it's full metal jacket, but in danish
>evil accidentally makes a sound
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING SONNY?!?!
>n-nothing... s-sir....
>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND HERE WITHOUT LISTENING TO ME, PRIVATE?! YOU GOT SOME MILITARY EXPERIENCE, MR BLACK OPS?!
>i... i w-was an ota leader on nebulous.cloud

 

[Ond]

>evil gets conscripted
>boot camp
>sargeant screaming like it's full metal jacket, but in danish
>evil accidentally makes a sound
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING SONNY?!?!
>n-nothing... s-sir....
>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND HERE WITHOUT LISTENING TO ME, PRIVATE?! YOU GOT SOME MILITARY EXPERIENCE, MR BLACK OPS?!
>i... i w-was an ota leader on nebulous.cloud

at least its not

>be american

>get shot

 

[DoubleD]

>evil gets conscripted
>boot camp
>sargeant screaming like it's full metal jacket, but in danish
>evil accidentally makes a sound
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING SONNY?!?!
>n-nothing... s-sir....
>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND HERE WITHOUT LISTENING TO ME, PRIVATE?! YOU GOT SOME MILITARY EXPERIENCE, MR BLACK OPS?!
>i... i w-was an ota leader on nebulous.cloud

evil fighting for his country, his comrades barely doing anything
"i'm tired of carrying this team" says evil and sighs
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY SOLDIER" says his superior
"n-nothing, i'm just TIRED OF CARRYING THIS TEAM"

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

at least its not

>be american

>get shot

>be donetskian
>get shelled
>drink cheap balitka beer in heaven with givi

 

[Plankster]

evil fighting for his country, his comrades barely doing anything
"i'm tired of carrying this team" says evil and sighs
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY SOLDIER" says his superior
"n-nothing, i'm just TIRED OF CARRYING THIS TEAM"

"fucking noobs man"

 

[Ond]

with givi

 

[DoubleD]

evil fighting for his country, his comrades barely doing anything
"i'm tired of carrying this team" says evil and sighs
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY SOLDIER" says his superior
"n-nothing, i'm just TIRED OF CARRYING THIS TEAM"

"Tell me your story" the recruiter says, "where are you from?"
"I was born in a small village"

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

 

[Powley]

Atleast when @Evil gets conscripted they'll cut off that fucking ponytail

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

"Tell me your story" the recruiter says, "where are you from?"
"I was born in a small village"

 

[Wash]

 

[Deleted member 1435]

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[Wash]

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[Goopy]

@Blackquill found the alt...