shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Powley]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

its derry

 

[Powley]

its derry

Under the Universal Union it's Londonderry

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

its derry

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/londonderry?showCookiePolicy=true

 

[cns - he/him/his]

false
the earth is banana shaped
the moon doesnt exist
its derry

 

[Knight]

guys im playing a round of cs go with a turkish kid on a netbook does that familiar

 

[cns - he/him/his]

csgo is shit

 

[Knight]

csgo is shit

play fartnite with me

 

[Deleted member 332]

 

[M3lon]

i did my best

 

[ZeroPants]

 

[ddæ]

can the thread subtitle be please come to brazil

 

[Deleted member 38]

when you're sophisticated roleplaying and a minge walks up to you so you have to preserve your immersion by playing dead

Spoiler: bonus

11:26 AM - Subeh: OH GOD
11:26 AM - Subeh: where is it i cant see
11:26 AM - x_0: behind
11:26 AM - Subeh: a bluesuit was just behind me
11:26 AM - x_0: BEHIND
11:27 AM - x_0: it left
11:27 AM - Subeh: I CANT S- ok good
11:27 AM - x_0: it smelled your fear
11:27 AM - x_0: WAIT
11:27 AM - x_0: IT"S HERE
11:27 AM - x_0: INFRONT
11:27 AM - Subeh: FUCK
11:27 AM - Subeh: ok ok i wait
11:27 AM - x_0: it's staring at the gap down
11:27 AM - x_0: it wants to jump
11:27 AM - x_0: annddd, I think it went AFK
11:27 AM - Subeh: play dead it might follow suit
11:27 AM - x_0: no no
11:27 AM - x_0: ok
11:27 AM - x_0: it's just stood there
11:27 AM - x_0: ...And it sat at the wall
11:27 AM - x_0: lmao
11:27 AM - Subeh: FUCK
11:28 AM - Subeh: do i post or dont i
11:28 AM - x_0: no no wait
11:28 AM - x_0: wait
11:28 AM - x_0: it's moving
11:28 AM - Subeh: ok
11:28 AM - Subeh: tell me when it's gone
11:28 AM - x_0: coming
11:28 AM - x_0: STRAIGHT FOR U
11:28 AM - Subeh: FUCK
11:28 AM - Subeh: ok
11:28 AM - x_0: ok ok it left
11:28 AM - x_0: phew
11:28 AM - Subeh: thank god
11:28 AM - Subeh: nearly had a heart attack

@Erid

 

[Tzula]

when you realize you've never been in a sweep as a cop or rebel and have no experience with s2k and you wanna join a s2k heavy faction and you can't because you'll fail a s2k test ;(

 

[DoubleD]

me at 1am: alright time to go to bed

someone steam messaging me for help:

 

[Tzula]

me at 1am: alright time to go to bed

someone steam messaging me for help:

REV UP THOSE REQUESTS, REV UP THOSE ADMINS, BECAUSE IM SURE READY FOR ONE -

DoubleD has disconnected from the server.

 

[Deleted member 38]

!help hey doubled remember that container i was talking about

DoubleD has disconnected from the server.

 

[Deleted member 4609]

FIRST DAY RETURNING BACK TO THE STAFF TEAM - MINGE GROUP TIME
/EVENT THE STREETS ARE FILLED SUDDENLY BY MALE_01'S


[LOOC] Jamaal Headass: we live in a society
[LOOC] Jamaal Headass: we live in a society
[LOOC] Jamaal Headass: we live in a society
[LOOC] Jamaal Headass: we live in a society

C17:25.UNION-2 has banned 'del' for 168 hour(s) (Characters called 'Childrape Iscool', 'Jerome 'Wife-Beater' McGee' and 'Jamaal Headass'. Need I say more? Appeal on Nebulous.Cloud ~ @TommyGman).

C17:25.UNION-2 whispers on tac: "<:: // save me. ::>"

[LOOC] Gianni Burrasca: Nice language. Anyway. Once you play hl2rp long enough, maybe you'll learn the ropes

[LOOC] Manuela 'Manu' Varanda: <:: pick up that can ::>

[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: SOMEONE KILL ME AND SAVE ME FROM THIS FUCKING LIFE

[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: dude look at this desc
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: IT SAYS FUCKING LARGE PENIS, REALLY?

[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: are we being raided rn?
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: yes

[PM] Gianni Burrasca -> C17:25.UNION-2: You confirmed to me, you're completely incompetent.
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: MY FUCKING SOUL IS HURTING

*** [Tall | Dark as Night ...] quick nut.

@operator C17:25.UNION-2: help

[LOOC] Roward Meza: Recreate the can scene
[LOOC] Roward Meza: GIVE ME THE CAN

[HELP] (Im Libra) Rocko Billy: Can an admin that isnt TommyGman respawn me. Im stuck

* S N A P S *

[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: okay christ
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: all of you
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: fuck off
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: move along
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: M O V E A L O N G
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: nothing is below you, 2
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: nothing
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: FUCKING
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: HELP ME
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: this is the truest pain
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: I WANT TO STICK A KNIFE IN MY THROAT
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: FEEL MY AGONY
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: FUCKING HOLY SHIT
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: I WANT TO RESIGN
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: BIG DIG TYRONE
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: FROM EVERYTHING
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: SOMEONE END MY LIFE

[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: the only staff on has lost his shit​

 

[ztxpeters]

FIRST DAY RETURNING BACK TO THE STAFF TEAM - MINGE GROUP TIME
/EVENT THE STREETS ARE FILLED SUDDENLY BY MALE_01'S


[LOOC] Jamaal Headass: we live in a society
[LOOC] Jamaal Headass: we live in a society
[LOOC] Jamaal Headass: we live in a society
[LOOC] Jamaal Headass: we live in a society

C17:25.UNION-2 has banned 'del' for 168 hour(s) (Characters called 'Childrape Iscool', 'Jerome 'Wife-Beater' McGee' and 'Jamaal Headass'. Need I say more? Appeal on Nebulous.Cloud ~ @TommyGman).

C17:25.UNION-2 whispers on tac: "<:: // save me. ::>"

[LOOC] Gianni Burrasca: Nice language. Anyway. Once you play hl2rp long enough, maybe you'll learn the ropes

[LOOC] Manuela 'Manu' Varanda: <:: pick up that can ::>

[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: SOMEONE KILL ME AND SAVE ME FROM THIS FUCKING LIFE

[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: dude look at this desc
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: IT SAYS FUCKING LARGE PENIS, REALLY?

[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: are we being raided rn?
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: yes

[PM] Gianni Burrasca -> C17:25.UNION-2: You confirmed to me, you're completely incompetent.
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: MY FUCKING SOUL IS HURTING

*** [Tall | Dark as Night ...] quick nut.

@operator C17:25.UNION-2: help

[LOOC] Roward Meza: Recreate the can scene
[LOOC] Roward Meza: GIVE ME THE CAN

[HELP] (Im Libra) Rocko Billy: Can an admin that isnt TommyGman respawn me. Im stuck

* S N A P S *

[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: okay christ
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: all of you
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: fuck off
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: move along
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: M O V E A L O N G
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: nothing is below you, 2
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: nothing
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: FUCKING
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: HELP ME
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: this is the truest pain
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: I WANT TO STICK A KNIFE IN MY THROAT
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: FEEL MY AGONY
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: FUCKING HOLY SHIT
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: I WANT TO RESIGN
[LOOC] C17:00.KING-2: BIG DIG TYRONE
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: FROM EVERYTHING
[LOOC] C17:25.UNION-2: SOMEONE END MY LIFE

add me bruh

 

[Deleted member 4609]

add me bruh

done.......

i am so drained........

help...