shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Johnny B. Goode]

hey fellas next sunday i've got my motorbike training thing and once i've done it i can ride a motorbike, i'm pretty hyped

 

[Josh]

@DoubleD thanks dog that was a fun day out

 

[Pyromancer]

speaking of richard hammond

i’m really upset with the fact we’ll never get the original top gear back

the best tv series ever in my opinion, grand tour is too forced and americanised to actually be funny + amazon had the shit idea to make TGT the literal face of their company at points so they weren’t allowed to be funny for fear of some snowflake getting offended (even though that’s the point of British humour)

old top gear had so much charm, and it’s funny to think about how much dumb or just racist things they said and did (which was done tastefully and was funny as fuck) and just thinking how they’d get away with literally nothing they did if they tried re-enacting it in this special snowflake era where fun is illegal and making fun of others lands you in fucking prison

also fuck you chris evens you wotsit looking speccy cunt

 

[Aether]

hey fellas next sunday i've got my motorbike training thing and once i've done it i can ride a motorbike, i'm pretty hyped

Just be careful of car drivers, they're real assholes towards bikes and some will just cut you off for the sake of cutting you off, especially in a traffic jam and you're just sailing down in the middle of the queues.

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

Just be careful of car drivers, they're real assholes towards bikes and some will just cut you off for the sake of cutting you off, especially in a traffic jam and you're just sailing down in the middle of the queues.

yeah i should be fine hopefully because surprisingly my town isn't that busy on a sunday

 

[Knight]

 

[sambo]

hey fellas next sunday i've got my motorbike training thing and once i've done it i can ride a motorbike, i'm pretty hyped

which motorcycle is your dream bike johnny

 

[dallahan]

people will say its fake @DoubleD

 

[Braders]

Let's bring back the good old "Pick up that can!"

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

which motorcycle is your dream bike johnny

well uk laws are shit so the one i'm getting is a cbr125 in white

Spoiler: This

i have many sort of favourite ones, but the dream is a bmw s1000rr sport because the thing's fucking rapid or any one of the kawasaki ninja series

 

[welcome to the Retirement]

boy oh boy @Dallas i sure hope you've seen this already

 

[Josh]

people will say its fake @DoubleD

its fake

 

[cns - he/him/his]

speaking of richard hammond

i’m really upset with the fact we’ll never get the original top gear back

the best tv series ever in my opinion, grand tour is too forced and americanised to actually be funny + amazon had the shit idea to make TGT the literal face of their company at points so they weren’t allowed to be funny for fear of some snowflake getting offended (even though that’s the point of British humour)

old top gear had so much charm, and it’s funny to think about how much dumb or just racist things they said and did (which was done tastefully and was funny as fuck) and just thinking how they’d get away with literally nothing they did if they tried re-enacting it in this special snowflake era where fun is illegal and making fun of others lands you in fucking prison

also fuck you chris evens you wotsit looking speccy cunt

The end of season car trips were the best

 

[Powley]

this is the happiest ive ever been guys

 

[cns - he/him/his]

this is the happiest ive ever been guys

Stop using a fish hack

 

[Powley]

Stop using a fish hack

not so smug now are ya egg boy

 

[Knight]

Should I buy stardew valley

 

[cns - he/him/his]

For context I lost the fish competition and am now denied my true loved and forced to romance a man

 

[Powley]

Should I buy stardew valley

legitimately good fun

you can romance 8bit cuties in the town and cns made a bet that whoever catches the biggest fish in the whole day gets to decide who the loser has to marry

it was getting dark and cns was in the lead with 13inch, i was getting exhausted and losing hope, and i just cast my rod, all of a sudden, there she is, the big 16.

CNS now has to marry sebastian the emo boy.

good fun

 

[Knight]

what is this