*you're sitting at your computer playing your favourite vidya
*you hear a faint knocking sound coming from the front of your house
*you get up to see who's at the door
*as you open it, a short, old man steps into your hallway
"Good evening sir" says the strange man, "may I interest you in a video game?"
*You seem confused
"Who are you?" you say, "Why are you standing in my house?"
The strange man replies, "why it's me, Todd Howard! Are you interested in a new RAGE game?"
*You start to think why anyone would want another one of those games
"No, why would anyone want a sequel to that game?"
**The man does not reply, but merely stares at you.
**You tap his shoulder and ask "Uh...Todd? You there bud?" Yet he does not move a muscle.
***For years he stands at your door with that blank, menacing face. What could he want from you?
*You begin to get fed up with this Todd fellow. You say:
"What the fuck do you want, Todd? Why are you here at MY house?"
***Todd blinks and adjusts his robotic head to look at you
"I am here to sell you my latest game."
"No, I will not buy Fallout 76, it's fucking shite - I saw it at E3" you reply
***Todd shuffles through his pockets and pulls out a grenade
"Buy my game, consumer. Buy. My. Game."