shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Roman Loaded]

@DoubleD wins a smash bros tournement

possibly the best bm in smash tourney history tbh

 

[DoubleD]

amazing chest ahead

 

[cns - he/him/his]

real men play skyrim as a nord using 2 handing weapons and never touching any dumb magic shit. fuck ya'll ebony and demon shit give me steel and im good

 

[DoubleD]

 

[Jimbo]

 

[Knight]

 

[2738647239865]

 

[Ond]

friendly reminder that shitposting and roasting has existed for 2000+ years

III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

 

[gigi]

friendly reminder that shitposting and roasting has existed for 2000+ years

III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

 

[Ond]

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

 

[Rabid]

friendly reminder that shitposting and roasting has existed for 2000+ years

III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

Theophilus got blown the fuck out

 

[Aether]

I think the memes have ascended past my realm of consciousness because I don't know what the fuck we're talking about now

 

[Ond]

Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

 

[Kafe]

I think the memes have ascended past my realm of consciousness because I don't know what the fuck we're talking about now

as if they were even made sense to begin with.

 

[gigi]

Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

>105 and a half
what a waste
VIII.1 (above a bench outside the Marine Gate); 1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

 

[Ond]

>105 and a half
what a waste
VIII.1 (above a bench outside the Marine Gate); 1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall

 

[Rabid]

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

Goals.

 

[gigi]

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

Goals.

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
better goals

 

[Ond]

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

Goals.

fellas in the roman times were out here getting lowkey roasted on their dates too

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1880: The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian.

 

[Rabid]

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
better goals

Best goals

Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10678: Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.