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holy shit this is so true
tag an illiterate gamer to make sure they know B)
 
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I THINK TOKYO-3 SUCKS

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The Masked Man is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a ghost, ghoul, monster, zombie, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But remove his mask and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids.”

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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s apprentice and one of the finest pieces of Togruta ass in the galaxy; a more elegant thot, for a more civilized age. Your father and I used to double team that orange jailbait after every major victory in the Clone Wars. She’d scarcely be able to walk after those “Trials of the Force,” things barely legal in the Outer Rim, let alone the Jedi Temple.

We told her to grip her lightsaber backwards like a dildo and that there was no underwear in space. She was always doing flips and splits, and she wore a miniskirt. we even got her slamming a cute Mirialan padawan herself. it was like a constant porno; your farm boy brain couldn’t imagine anything like it. I’m barely out of my fifties, yet I’ve jacked decades off my lifespan to that little orange spitfire. Bantha-sized loads, Luke.

I’ve traded bucketfuls to the Jawas for auto-blow pleasure droids they’ve scavenged off this miserable rock. I’m known among the sand people as “The Geyser of the Dune Sea,” a fountain of fertile seed in a barren land. And she was a good friend.
 
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s apprentice and one of the finest pieces of Togruta ass in the galaxy; a more elegant thot, for a more civilized age. Your father and I used to double team that orange jailbait after every major victory in the Clone Wars. She’d scarcely be able to walk after those “Trials of the Force,” things barely legal in the Outer Rim, let alone the Jedi Temple.

We told her to grip her lightsaber backwards like a dildo and that there was no underwear in space. She was always doing flips and splits, and she wore a miniskirt. we even got her slamming a cute Mirialan padawan herself. it was like a constant porno; your farm boy brain couldn’t imagine anything like it. I’m barely out of my fifties, yet I’ve jacked decades off my lifespan to that little orange spitfire. Bantha-sized loads, Luke.

I’ve traded bucketfuls to the Jawas for auto-blow pleasure droids they’ve scavenged off this miserable rock. I’m known among the sand people as “The Geyser of the Dune Sea,” a fountain of fertile seed in a barren land. And she was a good friend.
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unironically just wrote obi wank quotes in google to try and make a response to this
you have tainted me
 
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