shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Isuckatgaming]

if you arent fashion souls then you arent playing souls right
beat ds1 in best set

Absolutely based elite knight post

 

[Aether]

if you arent fashion souls then you arent playing souls right

Literally spent the last week making Wamuu in DS3, pretty proud of it tbh, couldn't find anything beyond some sliders.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

if you arent fashion souls then you arent playing souls right

damn straight

who needs rolling when you look baller

Deus vult mi lady

 

[Aether]

damn straight

who needs rolling when you look baller

Deus vult mi lady

That time I made Darth Maul inadvertently for my first character as a pyromancer.

Spoiler: Jojo reference ahead

 

[Isuckatgaming]

FUCK ALDRICH AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THE STUPID SLIME LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER

DEVOURER OF GODS MORE LIKE DEVOURER OF STAMINA WITH HIS FUCKING ARROW RAIN SPAM THAT MAKES YOU RUN FOR 2 MINUTES STRAIGHT

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

[Aether]

FUCK ALDRICH AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THE STUPID SLIME LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER

DEVOURER OF GODS MORE LIKE DEVOURER OF STAMINA WITH HIS FUCKING ARROW RAIN SPAM THAT MAKES YOU RUN FOR 2 MINUTES STRAIGHT

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

They've got a pretty bad turning arc, so legit once they start fighting at you, dodgeroll left or right towards them and get behind them and run em in circles till they stop.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

They've got a pretty bad turning arc, so legit once they start fighting at you, dodgeroll left or right towards them and get behind them and run em in circles till they stop.

THAT'S WHAT I DO BUT THEY CATCH UP TO ME ANYWAY AND FUCKING CLIP MY HEEL OR SOME SHIT AND THEN I DIE

 

[cns - he/him/his]

still haven’t beat the ds1 dlc wolf knight keeps fucking me

 

[Isuckatgaming]

still haven’t beat the ds1 dlc wolf knight keeps fucking me

his super saiyan form can be interrupted if you throw enough knives at him during the animation so he can be staggered

90% of his attacks he recovers quickly from and will follow up on to push in your shit

try and bait out his leap or his t h r u s t charge attack since they're usually safe as long as you aren't using a really slow weapon

 

[john]

When you take out your epic script shotgun on HELIX HL2RP.

all helix shotguns are made for either elephant hunting or mice, there's no inbetween

 

[comradic]

all helix shotguns are made for either elephant hunting or mice, there's no inbetween

Personally the 'up-the-sleeve' glock is my fave.

You don't even hold that shit it becomes one with your fucking wrist.

 

[john]

Personally the 'up-the-sleeve' glock is my fave.

You don't even hold that shit it becomes one with your fucking wrist.

all glocks have in canon been infused with vortigaunt voodoo magic and fuse to your wrist when you pick them up, it's a devils bargain because once you commit to the voodoo glock its there to stay

 

[shia]

all helix shotguns are made for either elephant hunting or mice, there's no inbetween

an ota kinda loses abit of the scare factor when it looks like its using a fuckin bb gun

 

[Aether]

all glocks have in canon been infused with vortigaunt voodoo magic and fuse to your wrist when you pick them up, it's a devils bargain because once you commit to the voodoo glock its there to stay

inb4 bayou event where we have legit voodoo vorts

 

[john]

inb4 bayou event where we have legit voodoo vorts

Honestly not a bad idea, I'd like interesting vorts that aren't just green magic-machines that speak like shakespeare yoda. They're all the same in the sense that I remember about three memorable vorts in the course of three years.

 

[shia]

Honestly not a bad idea, I'd like interesting vorts that aren't just green magic-machines that speak like shakespeare yoda. They're all the same in the sense that I remember about three memorable vorts in the course of three years.

shoutout to @zoid for playing ishmael that shit was wild

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[the last man]

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[Aether]

Honestly not a bad idea, I'd like interesting vorts that aren't just green magic-machines that speak like shakespeare yoda. They're all the same in the sense that I remember about three memorable vorts in the course of three years.

What's the ones you remember outta curiosity?

 

[cns - he/him/his]