shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[shibe]

what kind of schools do you guys have at my school toilets they just gamble and shoot dice and shit

hanging around in the toilets is something only girls do here
then again i couldn't imagine why you would want to go to some place filled with nasty, smelly shit and talk about your day in there

 

[constantdisplay]

 

[Deleted member 6062]

ashen one the chain is straight oh my god he levelled dex he can't see it oh my god

 

[Rabid]

 

[ButtonLip]

American public schools are the ninth circle of hell its fucking wild and full of retards

I work at a public school. Some bananas stuff has happened in those bathrooms, but a bomb threat carved into the wall that resulted in a total evacuation and a cavalcade of student chaos takes the cake.

 

[Rabid]

 

[Deleted member 2137]

hey guys they made a subway surfers animated series

 

[Knight]

 

[Jello]

 

[Ond]

hello reddit

 

[Jello]

hello reddit

literally half this thread is reddit

 

[Ond]

literally half this thread is reddit

yes but this is so reddit that i've seen it 100 times on facebook

 

[Rida]

 

[Deleted member 6062]

thanks for the gold kind stranger

 

[Mute]

we dont deserve dogs :sob::sob::fire::smiley:

 

[Knight]

you a gamer dude? me and my girlfriend, we're a gamer couple alright? zombies? i don't think so. 2 rounds with the pulse rifle? take em out. i prefer the shotgun tho. shotgun'll- shotgun'll make it's- it's bad news for any zombie. i'll take on the entire zombie apocalypse, just gimme a shotgun. you ready for the zombie apocalypse? you just get back from vidcon? i-i'm goin to comiccon. did you go to the convention? i'm going to comiccon. and i'm gonna meet all my favourite ironman and all my favourite characters are gonna be there and my favourite comicbook artists. yeah i'm really-i'm really souped for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh diablo iii. when it comes out in 2014. am i right? epic fail blizzard, epic fail... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just went to a steampunk convention. flew there in uh a steam powered gyro copter with my musket and my corncob pipe and my monocle. and an ascot and a newsie cap aaand doc martens and suspenders. and my characters name is humperdink. that's my character. humperdink. and i'm 32 years old, so i guess he's level 32. aaand i have a kid with my wife. and my wife i could've gotten, if you were gonna use a rating scale to rate women, which is disgusting, and if you do that you're a disgusting person. but my wife is a six point... eh no my wife's a five. i could've gotten a 6.5 uhhh but i'm a disgusting pig. i'm a slob. i smell. i have bad hygeine. she has the worst hygeine, which is why i'm comfortable with her because that's how i- because that's the way.. i'll make that i'll take that choice. i will make that compromise. that's my uuuh yknow. thats what i'll do. i'll forego a 6.5 in favour of a sloppy, 5. because i'm comfortable with the way i smell around her. because i smell really bad. and we have a kid. we have a little baby.. that we shouldn't of had but we did cus i don't know cus i do wanna.. i do wanna yknow. procreate. i wanna yknow. see my- my offspring in the world. cus that's important to the when uhhh you know... aaaaand i gave him some little f****t name. like arcadian. i named my kid arcadian, so that my kid has to suffer my steampunk... desires. but the good news is he'll proberly-probably grow up to be a loser and he'll like his name. he'll like the name arcadian because he'll be so stupid, cus he come from my genetic stock so he'll yknow he'll be wearing rose tinted vampire glasses. at some point. and corduroys. yknow. so it all works out.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

upvote me pls my kid is dying

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Isuckatgaming]