shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

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DoubleD said:
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I like how at the end he's like "fuck you" and walks off
 
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Simon

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Funny'st Cp conversation ever:

[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "Hey, what's the type of mask you're wearing by the way? I've always liked learning about military equipment and stuff, even before we all went to the cities."
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: What? ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: It's a PMG mask I think. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "Your mask."
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Four. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Shut the fuck up. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Oh my god. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Hey. ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: Hanging. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: You can't SAY THAT. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Sorry for answering questions you butthurt baby. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "You're right!"
Player Goofbelly has joined the game
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: Betwist. ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: My. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "It does look like a PMG."
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: It's just a mask. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: I'm seriously gonna dangle you from a rooftop. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Literally who cares? ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: I'm gonna say it. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Holy crap. He's gonna BECOME Civil Protection. ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: I'm about to say it. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: No don't say anything. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: He's gonna black market the entire fucking uniform. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Retard. ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: I'm about to say it. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: That's stuff we can't *say* you mongrel. ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: Okay, yeah, I won't. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Literally dog brained to shit. ::>"
[LOOC] Jason 'Brandon' Newbold: hes gonn to black market hahahaha
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: I wouldn't wanna replicate *this*. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Why do you keep saying weird shit. ::>"
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[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Dog brain, retard, mongrel. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Like. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Far better things to black market. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: That's so basic bitch of you. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: I'm running out of words to call you. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: You're just. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "Most filters have asbestos in them, I wonder if the benefactors make budget cuts and stuff yours with em."
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: So fucking dumb. ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: I mean to be fair we're all kinda saying weird shit. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: You haven't even SAID anything else. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: I gotta start thinking up ones. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "Well not most, older."
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Huh? oh. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: No no. These are a different type of mask only we make. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Filters are custom and whatever. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: I don't know what's in them. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "Actually now that I think of it, that is a very small filter.."
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: But they last long. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: They look dumb. ::>"
Player Tarnstean left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Tarnstean has disconnected from the server.
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: They don't look dumb. ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: Y'know what else is small? ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "You."
Player Opia has joined the game
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: You had the same shit in New York. ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: You-. ::>"
Player Lλmbda [4thID] has joined the game
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Yeah. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: But it was better. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Was it cause it was made in New York? ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: No. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Yeah. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: God damn you. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "No I inist."
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: USA. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: My country is like. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Backwater. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Shithole. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: I know. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Bro. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: We can agree on one thing. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: That's how much people talk about it. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Back in like. Pre 1940 though. Was okay. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Yes, you're a product of your shithole. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Oh man, this shit. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Where are you from you fucking germ monkey. ::>"
[A CivPro unit donning the standard re...] says "<:: What. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "Hey."
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Hit me with those goosesteps. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: He sounds like a Nazi. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Not this again. ::>"
[A Gaunt looking male, standing at an ...] says "Yeah, dude?"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: A kraut then. ::>"
[OOC] Ophelia di Maggio: https://i.imgur.com/9hnCpIw.jpg rip meme thread
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Does it make you upset? ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Why does it matter? ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: You mad, bro? ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: No. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: You mad? ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Jesus. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: But I'm not trying to get 99'd. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Dumb dumb. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Dude. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Fuck you're ten. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: You're actually retarded. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "Oh, nothing much, just sayin' hey, you might want to stick around, it's nicer here than walking with no company."
*** [An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] briefly chuckles
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Bahaha. ::>"
[A Gaunt looking male, standing at an ...] says "Oh. Yeah okay, sure, man."
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "Atleast they talk too, so it isn't boring."
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Hey, Six. ::>"
[LOOC] Jason 'Brandon' Newbold: Guys, get the popcorn please
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Yeah? ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Do you speak any other languages. ::>"
Player MrPie-row has joined the game
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: He's a yank? Course he doesn't. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Fuck no. ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: He just speaks American. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Yeah. ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: Exactly. ::>"
Opia has connected to the server.
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: Well. Hey. ::>"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: She's from New York too. ::>"
[The 5'3 man's face is a common sight,...] says "So, how are you my man?"
[An anonymous CivilPro with a vo-coded...] says "<:: You speak anything else? ::>"
[A Civil Protection functionary, stand...] says "<:: How do you know? ::>"
[A unit with their standard equipment,...] says "<:: Yeah Six's girlfriend. ::>"
Ophelia di Maggio says "I speak English and Italian."

There was a lot more Cyka Bljad afterwards but I't would be to long to post the whole log. Made my evening!
 
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