shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Knight]

 

[PilotBland]

https://twitter.com/ironictiktok/status/1091818435607052289?s=21

let me embed twitter videos

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

Bold attempt Mr. Bond, however your recklessness has resulted in a cascade of your tumbling monkeys from which I fear you may never recover.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

Bold attempt Mr. Bond, however your recklessness has resulted in a cascade of your tumbling monkeys from which I fear you may never recover.

A brilliant display of agility, mister Bond. No ordinary man could a achieve such a feat. A shame then, that I must point out to you ... I did not say "Simon says."

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

Bold attempt Mr. Bond, however your recklessness has resulted in a cascade of your tumbling monkeys from which I fear you may never recover.

a valiant effort mr bond, but it appears your hippos have lost their appetite

 

[Kafe]

Spoiler: Illusion 100

 

[Rabid]

a valiant effort mr bond, but it appears your hippos have lost their appetite

Truly, all of the wonders of the world were to be yours, Mr. Bond. A shame you did not check for traps.

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

Such a shame.. It appears, Commander Bond, that I have indeed sunk your battleship.

 

[Kafe]

I'm enjoying these Casino Royale posts.
I will neb all of these immediately.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

Uno, Mr. Bond

 

[Blackquill]

Mads is a national treasure

He and Keanu Reeves need to be preserved for future generations, so they can make a new John Wick film with them both in

 

[Rabid]

Consider this toy an expression of your self-worth, Mr. Bond. Now allow me to 'bop it'.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

We have talked enough Mr. Bond. Now, shall we “let them rip?”

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

Ah... It appears this roll has landed you on my property of Mayfair, Mr. Bond...
You are required to 'cough-up' the coin.. unless you have to mortgage the property of course...

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

When you find out General Felix Steiner's counter-attack has failed:

 

[Rabid]

I give your display of emotion a 7/10, Mr. Bond, for 'too much water'.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

Do whatever you wish, Mr. Bond. The game is already mine.

 

[comradic]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[Isuckatgaming]

''How unfortunate Mister Bond, it does appear that I have stolen one of your stars''