shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Blackquill]

why do i get notifications for this tragic

You saying you don't go to greggs?

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

You saying you don't go to greggs?

 

[Gary]

You saying you don't go to greggs?

Of course I do - last time I went the steak bake had no gravy in so in a mood with them currently
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this is insulting - why wouldnt i go to poundWORLD instead?

 

[Whilt]

The North and South divide - using the statistics of how many Gregg's there are to the total population of a certain town/city/whatever. If there are more than 25,000 People per One Gregg's, they are south.

 

[Gary]

Actually tragic if you try to use a waitrose in a comparison to a greggs

 

[Whilt]

Actually tragic if you try to use a waitrose in a comparison to a greggs

Depends what you're after

Sweet baked goods, waitrose wins by far

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

I went into waitrose once by mistake and almost got flogged by a stuck up twat with a wad of money

 

[Gary]

I went into waitrose once by mistake and almost got flogged by a wad of money

yeah i think i went into one in a service station going down south and could've paid off my student loan for that bag of crisps

 

[cns - he/him/his]

i went into apple green to buy some bpm

 

[Gary]

i went into apple green to buy some bpm

Got no idea what any of those words mean, think im too north for that posh language

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

I went down to the london for 3 nights to go to Thorpe park.

It was pretty good - but everything was bloody expensive. Almost 7 quid just for a battered sausage at a chippy. The chips weren't even propper chippy chips and I scolded me gums because there was some boiling hot oil in one of the chips. So when I bit into it - it spat that shit onto the inside of my mouth.

It's been 2 days since the scolding, and I'm still propper pissed

 

[Josh]

the great showdown
melon dog vs melon helmet dog

 

[cns - he/him/his]

i went into supermacs and got myself a snack box

 

[Gary]

the great showdown
melon dog vs melon helmet dog

helmet melon has my love

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

Brits - the question is on. Which rose do you support? The white rose, or the Red Rose?

 

[Gary]

Brits - the question is on. Which rose do you support? The white rose, or the Red Rose?

your making me question my britainia citizenship because i do not share this dialect

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

your making me question my britainia citizenship because i do not share this dialect

red or white lad

 

[Gary]

red or white lad

idk red???

 

[Josh]

red or white lad

E E EDL

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

idk red???

Lancaster twat