"Premium members could be here!" he thought. "I've never been on these forums before. There could be premium members anywhere."
The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE premium members." These Boots Are Made For Walking reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $3 diet coke circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fears of bootlickers after dark.
"With an internet browser, you can go to ******* roleplay forums." He said out loud