Stupid shit you did as a kid

[crash]

I was at a mall with a friend zipping around on our heelies thought id try and be slick and zip into the Lego store or some stupid shit, my heelie locked up because I went too fast and hit a display case

Thought i was being funny cocking a revolver to the side whe I shot it and ended up fuckig up my wrist :rolleyes::mad::(:(:cool::p

 

[Ace]

I used to skip school quite a lot in my last year because I didnt feel like it and I had a doctors attest anyways for all the days I didn't go.
So when I wasnt 18 yet and therefore not allowed to drive a car but had a license for a motorbike I finally wanted to change it all and go regularly again.
It was heavily raining the day I made that decision so I got up in the morning, got on my bike and went over to school. I swung my leg off the seat and my foot landed in a puddle instanly, rendering my whole right leg even wetter than it was alreay. I aborted the Idea and went home again and continued as usual.

I rode a bobby car down the stairs when I was not older than 7, smashing my front teeth completely. I was cheering that I wanted to take the ride again for whatever reason.

Rode one of those

down the road when I was 9 or 8, laughing at my sister which I just outspeeded. So I turned my head not looking where I was going. I turned my head the second my sister was histerically yelling at me to watch out.
What i saw:

(parking)

followed by

 

[Deleted member 225]

went to my grandpas house when I was like 11. He lives in this like old medieval castle that's been converted into a house, and after watching pirates of the Caribbean on my trip there me and my brother found a basket full of old swords. A pretty dope sword fight ensued after until I stabbed my brother in the shoulder.

 

[ddæ]

jumped off these

into this

when i was 5-6
hit my head on the corner and cut my head open, drifted in and out of consciousness for a while as blood went all down me

 

[Zak]

second time visiting my family in new york, we went to the camp up by some lake upstate NY.
took the ATV out for a ride even though i've never driven one before and its a utility 800cc one, so it has a lot of power. i plowed down the shitty road and crashed into the side of a guys pickup truck, im 15 at this point so im fucking scared, so i just continue driving off.
i peek back and i see he's chasing me in the pickup and i've heard stories about fucking hillbillies so im just fucking outtie my .
he eventually catches up on me and slings infront of me, so im just giving up. he grabs me by the helmet and tells me im a horseshit and who's gonna pay for that shit, and i'm like cowering in fear saying shit like i'm not even from this country and he eventually calms down probably because my accent gave it away pretty quickly and lets me go. then i notice a sticker on the bumper of his truck and its a fucking davids star. that's how i learned to respect jews.


edit: it was barely a fucking dent but you know how it goes with pickup owners and their already beat up trucks

in New York you gotta worry about the Jews more than hillbillies and red necks

jumped off these

into this

when i was 5-6
hit my head on the corner and cut my head open, drifted in and out of consciousness for a while as blood went all down me

did you die

 

[crash]

did you die

if he died he wouldn't be able to post silly,,,, :rolleyes:

 

[Ond]

in New York you gotta worry about the Jews

http://s1.webmshare.com/8GXQV.webm

 

[Doctorn'Silver]

Well, I went outside one time without shoes on, and stepped on something. I then went into the house, up the stairs down the stairs. in the kitchen out the kitchen. in the living room then heard my mom saying that I was bleeding. apparently stepped on glass outside and did not notice AT ALL :<

 

[SoVastEndNow]

Took a chair and putted it onto skateboard. Went to hospital after.

That's exactly what I did.

• Took a skateboard and a lawnchair and taped them together to create of wheelchair of sorts, me and my friends took turns so one sat on it and one pushed it. It fell apart seconds after we pushed it.

But I didnt "Putted" the chair on the skateboard. :ok:

 

[Ace]

Oh.

I almost drowned in a pool if it wouldn't have been for my brother who pulled me out.
Cant remember it cause I was like 5 or 6 but apparently I was chasing a butterfly.

Spoiler: lol

When our cat went missing for a few days and I was playin' around in my neighborhood I saw a cat that looked exactly like ours. I lured it over and due to its compliance i actually thought it was ours, picking it up and taking it inside to walk into the living room being like "Hey mum I found our cat".
Plottwist: our cat was sleeping on the couch while I marched in.

 

[abcdefg]

someone put a copy of some shady russian version of halo 3 on the school network
playing halo 3 in class was fun

i remember one day in late year 7, in one of the ICT classes during lunch we'd just go there and play flash games or w/e

one day one of the IT technicians brought in fucking unreal tournament (the original version) because he enjoyed it when he was younger
we kept playing that thing for the rest of the year

 

[Mancom37]

Made some sort of weak bombs that we used to destory some stone walls near a shitty house.
Recorded my friends taking a shit in a garden of some couple
Used those shopping carts and went against some Ukrainian dude's car the thing was,I had placed a bomb on the front so his door got scorched

 

[Hanuko]

Made some sort of weak bombs that we used to destory some stone walls near a shitty house.
Recorded my friends taking a shit in a garden of some couple
Used those shopping carts and went against some Ukrainian dude's car the thing was,I had placed a bomb on the front so his door got scorched

how to make the bombs

 

[Mancom37]

how to make the bombs

But put more tape into it.

Or if you want buy a fuckton of fireworks and get the gunpowder out.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Me and my mates used to install HL1 and CS 1.6 on school computers and play it during classes because teachers always left us alone when we were using them.

 

[SoVastEndNow]

Used those shopping carts and went against some Ukrainian dude's car the thing was,I had placed a bomb on the front so his door got scorched

That's just straight up vandalism.

 

[Mancom37]

But put more tape into it.

Or if you want buy a fuckton of fireworks and get the gunpowder out.

>Tfw @RetroPirate1 likes a video on how to make bombs

Don't worry chap we fight the same evil.

That's just straight up vandalism.

Dude was always shaddy,might have been a drug dealer so he deserved it.

 

[Mancom37]

like burning down a museum

Or my general store...Fml

 

[SoVastEndNow]

>Tfw @RetroPirate1 likes a video on how to make bombs

Don't worry chap we fight the same evil.

;):ok:

 

[Postino]

I stopped giving a shit during high school, so I would skip classes regularly. The ones I didn't skip I slept through most of the time, and none of the teachers gave a shit because I aced all my tests without studying anyway. Never did any homework or anything either, so I ended up with a really low class rank but also getting commendations for being in the top 5% of people taking the SAT.

Some days I just couldn't be fucked going to school, so I'd show up for my first period TV broadcasting class and then walk out an unlocked side door and go home afterwards.

Because I never got into trouble and my test grades were high, people would ask me to carry drugs for them since literally none of the teachers ever suspected me of anything. Made a good bit of money doing that tbh.

Figured out the credentials for the computer monitoring software was literally " admin" "admin", so I'd remote desktop people's computers, including teachers. Used to search porn, unblock random websites, and plagiarize the fuck outta people's projects using it, all on other people's computers.

I also got the code to the school wide PA system which was hooked up to every phone in the building. Bought a used gen 1 ipod, taped it to the receiver of a phone in a maintenance closet, and blasted a song called "Molly Cyrus" over the entire school's loudspeaker system. If you've never heard it, that song includes such lyrical genius as "I just popped a Molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus", and "Imma put cocaine in her ass, Imma put my dick in her ass"