Stupid shit you did as a kid

[Spock]

Being a slightly autistic kid with high levels of ADHD, I have my fair share of stupid things I've done.
1.Pissing on a floor thinking it would make my friend laugh (PS. It didn't.)
2. Body slamming a kid in third grade, which got me suspended.
3. This one is more recent, but picking a fight with the varsity Football (American) center. Didn't go quite as I thought.
4. Trying to do a triple backflip off a swing 3 feet off the ground. (Broke my arm)
5. Trying to jump off a 10 foot high porch, (broke both my legs)

 

[Arcane]

Figured out the credentials for the computer monitoring software was literally " admin" "admin", so I'd remote desktop people's computers, including teachers. Used to search porn, unblock random websites, and plagiarize the fuck outta people's projects using it, all on other people's computers."

Speaking of fucking up the computer systems in schools, my computer science account has admin access to RegEdit and command prompt.


What do

 

[Zak]

Speaking of fucking up the computer systems in schools, my computer science account has admin access to RegEdit and command prompt.


What do

depends how badly you want to fuck shit up

 

[Arcane]

depends how badly you want to fuck shit up

Fuckerduckemuch

 

[Zak]

Fuckerduckemuch

well you can always go for the classic and delete system32

 

[Arcane]

well you can always go for the classic and delete system32

Nah, they have backups.

 

[Zak]

Nah, they have backups.

well, you could always make yourself the owner of any file you want

 

[Rex]

ket

 

[wired]

I kicked a hole in my friend's drywall by accident after he kicked my ass at halo 2

 

[Ond]

I kicked a hole in my friend's drywall by accident after he kicked my ass at halo 2

he takes your life you take his wall

 

[Deleted member 332]

Left a nintendo DS on my doorstep, wasn't there when I got back :((((((((

 

[wired]

he takes your life you take his wall

he didn't even give me a fucking chance, it was my first time touching an xbox.

needless to say his dad lost his shit

 

[SnowBone]

I was born.

 

[Deleted member 442]

idk last fall i got drunk and locked in a bathroom because i shut the door so hard. i was drunk as shit and got retard strength ended up shutting it wicked hard and ended up resigning to my fate because i though i'd never get out....i'm 23.

 

[SnowBone]

i was drunk as shit and got retard strength

 

[Deleted member 442]

-snip-

you never got drunk retard strength? drink more pussy

 

[SnowBone]

you never got drunk retard strength? drink more pussy

Calling me a pussy because I don't drink?

Nice flame bait btw.

 

[Deleted member 442]

Calling me a pussy because I don't drink?

Nice flame bait btw.

you're weak. your bloodline is weak. you will not survive the winter. winter is coming.

 

[SnowBone]

you're weak. your bloodline is weak. you will not survive the winter. winter is coming.

Your mom made a huge mistake when you were a baby.
By dropping you on your head.

 

[Postino]

winter is coming.