Stupid shit you did as a kid

[Zak]

Snorted mustard powder. Ate a whole tablespoon od Mad Dog's Hot Sauce, which I promptly tried to throw back up before passing out from the pain in my stomach onto my mate's sofa (the one that I set fire to), whilst everyone filmed it of course.

you absolute dumbass

i love it

 

[Hoblit]

@Joe @Hoblit you guys actually believed me.

stfu

 

[Deleted member 225]

do it for the banta

 

[Raah]

@Joe @Hoblit you guys actually believed me.

u scared me so much then i realised the so called "video" was a gif i cried

 

[Mr. Widoux]

1:I took a gun from the holster of a cop, I spent one week in jail for this.

2:I tried to do Parkur and I broke a leg.

 

[Roosebud]

Joined a server called "Ventmob Semi-Serious Roleplay"

Everything went downhill from there

 

[Dunjam]

Joined a server called "Ventmob Semi-Serious Roleplay"

Everything went downhill from there

lol I remember playing that in 2009.

 

[Roosebud]

lol I remember playing that in 2009.

Didn't I ban you once or twice?

 

[Dunjam]

Didn't I ban you once or twice?

no i wasnt retarded then

 

[Weeknder]

I was vacuuming the house when I got bored and just went to the window and acted like it was a sniper aiming it at people. Some guy who was wearing a suit and had a briefcase saw me. He instantly hung up the phone and started running. Never forgetting.

 

[fishface009]

I was afraid of my parents old
Car when I was about 7 so I dragged a key along the side and in the end they bought a new car,

Later on when I was a teenager I snuck out at least 5 times a week to go meet friends near a railroad back in Poland.

 

[mårten]

i cut a kid in the cheek with a scissor because i got angry or something when i was like 4 or 5
i also had one of those dinosaur toys with a very pointy and rigid plastic tail and poked the same guy in the eye

there was some annoying kid throwing water balloons at me and my friends so i took my airsoft gun and shot him in the face from a distance of like 20 meters

infront of his parents

i got very scared and ran away because they started chasing after me

i also used a 'boule' ball to smash the window of an empty apartment, dunno why

one of those ( the metal ones)
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Later on when I was a teenager I snuck out at least 5 times a week to go meet friends near a railroad back in Poland.

but that is Very DANGEROUS

 

[Deleted member 442]

Joined a server called "Ventmob Semi-Serious Roleplay"

Everything went downhill from there

i wonder what happened with that aspie i raped...the one on vm 2.0

 

[Deleted member 603]

Scanted a friend in the middle of a busy street, it was funny as hell until I had to run from him.

 

[Deleted member 243]

I used to play a game called 'throw-stone'

fucking threw rocks at eachother, @Gooby probably remembers


those rocks dealt less damage to my brain than roleplay though :ok:
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I was afraid of my parents old
Car when I was about 7 so I dragged a key along the side and in the end they bought a new car,

Later on when I was a teenager I snuck out at least 5 times a week to go meet friends near a railroad back in Poland.

Woah woah woah, wait a damn minute lady.

You're Polish? You frequent railroads?

Alright, spit it out! Where the copper at?!?!

 

[Modernglib]

so when i was like 4 i moved to texas for a little while to live with my dad, and he was pretty financially stable so he had a nice suburban house with a big ass pool in the back (that i would never be able to afford now because italy laid me down and fucked me and my family with poverty) that the family would usually dick around in. Only problem was at the time I had no idea how to swim.

So my mom was like doing some gardening planting ruccola and shit in the garden and I decided to walk around the edge of the pool like an autist and also faceplanted right into the water while doing a sick 360 jump. Stronk italian mom rescued me from evil water and i was saved.

i shit you not like 3 days later I did the exact same thing again

then a friend came over so we were chasing eachother with a waterhose in the backyard while in swimming shorts (still dont know how to swim at this point in the story) and while he was standing at the edge of the pool my mom was like "hey dont fucking do that you sperg you could hurt yourselves chasing eachother with a high powered hose like that" and so i was like "mom the water doesn't even hurt us" and decided to turn it to maximum pressure and aim it at my friend. He then proceeded to fall into the water and so I went to check on him and fell into the water myself once more and began having a seizure in the water trying to save myself from drowning, also kicking the shit out of my friend's face in confused panic

tl;dr i tried to perform murder suicide when i was 4/5

 

[Akula]

"ey bro innit that one of them kangaroo things"

"ye m8"

"im gonna fuckin poke it with a stick watch ay"

 

[jooni]

"ey bro innit that one of them kangaroo things"

"ye m8"

"im gonna fuckin poke it with a stick watch ay"

criminal to english isn't working on google translate can someone else get this one?

 

[Deleted member 442]

criminal to english isn't working on google translate can someone else get this one?

Something something fucking a kangaroo something something

 

[Akula]

criminal to english isn't working on google translate can someone else get this one?

"Hark sibling! It appears to be the marsupial mammal known as a kangaroo!"

"You are correct in your assumptions friend!"

"Forsoth, I shall prod thine beast with the limb of a tree, prepare your sight for a most engaging experience."