Stupid shit you did as a kid

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Mortenzoni said:
i cut a kid in the cheek with a scissor because i got angry or something when i was like 4 or 5
i also had one of those dinosaur toys with a very pointy and rigid plastic tail and poked the same guy in the eye

there was some annoying kid throwing water balloons at me and my friends so i took my airsoft gun and shot him in the face from a distance of like 20 meters

infront of his parents

i got very scared and ran away because they started chasing after me

i also used a 'boule' ball to smash the window of an empty apartment, dunno why
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one of those ( the metal ones)
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but that is Very DANGEROUS
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It was abandoned =P

black fieri said:
I used to play a game called 'throw-stone'

fucking threw rocks at eachother, @Gooby probably remembers


those rocks dealt less damage to my brain than roleplay though :ok:
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Woah woah woah, wait a damn minute lady.

You're Polish? You frequent railroads?

Alright, spit it out! Where the copper at?!?!
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I'm not Polish, I just lived there for a long time
 
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black fieri said:
I used to play a game called 'throw-stone'

fucking threw rocks at eachother, @Gooby probably remembers


those rocks dealt less damage to my brain than roleplay though :ok:
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Woah woah woah, wait a damn minute lady.

You're Polish? You frequent railroads?

Alright, spit it out! Where the copper at?!?!
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We threw rocks at eachother? Didn't we like to tease the fuck out of this crazy kid who then went completely apeshit on us so we had something to run from? Luke was his name.
 
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my mom was baking something and she left a whole thing of vanilla extract out on the counter

being the stupid 7 y/o i was, i decided to take a big ol swig of some delicious pure vanilla extract. much vomiting commenced afterwards.
 
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Yu-gi-oh duels, Beyblade duels, rock fights, slingshot fights, climbing ridiculously dangerous shit, thinking it was cool to drink vodka and smoke at 13, pretending to be a girl online, trying to beat my older brother in a fist fight, multiple times, discovering the act of fapping, doing so many times in a row my dick got bruised and hurt like a motherfucker...

Pokemon speedruns, to the point some people pee'd themselves to be the fastest, cause fuck bathroom breaks, being a goalkeeper (I was p.good), telling a chav he sounded like a little bitch (got smacked, almost knocked the fuck out), trying to race my dog, fell and fucked up my face, thinking I was a pro skater, tried to ollie over a trash can, on a ramp, fell and bust my knees and elbows, running away from my nan all the time while at the park... too much shit.
 
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I was 6 i brought matches to pre-school and tried to make an fire to our snow kingdom.
And climbed to a school roof refusing to come down.
Did fake gunshot sounds with bottles of juice jumping on top of them.
 
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dee said:
my mom was baking something and she left a whole thing of vanilla extract out on the counter

being the stupid 7 y/o i was, i decided to take a big ol swig of some delicious pure vanilla extract. much vomiting commenced afterwards.
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Dude I feel you. How can something that smells so good taste like absolute shit.
 
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Zak said:
Title. Dumb shit you did when you were a little kid.

At age 7...
  • Sprinted with a plastic shopping cart thing, tried to jump on it, wiped out and concussed myself
  • Stacked every pillow in the house on my 4-year-old brother to see if they'd cushion him if I jumped on top of the pile afterwards. Spoiler alert: they didn't.
  • Locked myself in the basement for ??? reasons.
  • Tried casting a fishing rod, ended up hooking my own ear.
  • Decided that I wanted to be a grown-up, so I forced myself to drink an entire cup of black day-old coffee. Went predictably mental after that. My poor parents.
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playing on lemonpunch
playing on lazarus
playing on nebulous
drugs
 
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STUCK IN A CAKE

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Prepair yourself. Here's my list:
Jumping into a nettle bush.
Eating a Nettle.
Attempting to jump over concrete thing, crushing my nutsack.
Shaving at 5 yo, cutting my lip.
Covering the table with a thin layer of peanut butter.
Scratching my name in the side of my mums car.
Thinking it's funny to throw my pet gold fish across the room screeming 'flying fish' only for it to die.
Making a chlorine IED, killing my rabit.
Making an IED in my back yard, breaking my table.
Shaving pubes, god it hurt like a bitch during stuble stages.
Shaving eyebrows.
Drinking during Oktoberfest.
Eating very dark chocolate with extra mint at the chocolate factory I used to work at, Rip anus.
Blue-tac up arse.
Shooting your dad point blank with a BB gun in the foot while he was asleep.
Setting fire to a field of dead grass.
Running intop of a hay bale.

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John.

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Jesus xD
I'm reading everyone and I hope you guys are joking xD
I never was even in drugs or any kind of stuff. I thought my class was cruel DDoSing school's internet xD
 
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