Stupid things the union should have.

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UNION-PRODUCED RENTAL ASSASSIN WIFE PRICELIST:

  • standard - 200 tokens / hour
  • teen scout - 300 tokens / hour +150 for schoolgirl uniform
  • milf support - 350 tokens / hour +200 for UU-branded human breast milk (that was actually a thing back in cw thank willard)
  • bbw juggernaut - 800 tokens / hour to cover transportation and maintenance costs
  • loli sniper - priceless, requires platinum loyalist status; if you actually touch her in a sexual manner the advisors will be immediately notified, your species will be marked as disposable and the planet will be harvested revolution-style.
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[doublepost=1543833338][/doublepost]hoovie lore best lore dont argue or i will ban you

Why not a uu approved version of pornhub. Breenhub
 

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UNION-PRODUCED RENTAL ASSASSIN WIFE PRICELIST:

  • standard - 200 tokens / hour
  • teen scout - 300 tokens / hour +150 for schoolgirl uniform
  • milf support - 350 tokens / hour +200 for UU-branded human breast milk (that was actually a thing back in cw thank willard)
  • bbw juggernaut - 800 tokens / hour to cover transportation and maintenance costs
  • loli sniper - priceless, requires platinum loyalist status; if you actually touch her in a sexual manner the advisors will be immediately notified, your species will be marked as disposable and the planet will be harvested revolution-style.
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contact_with__sister__unit_81g_7177135_by_unit8008135_d606x7g-pre.jpg

[doublepost=1543833338][/doublepost]hoovie lore best lore dont argue or i will ban you

i'd become a loyalist just for this
 

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uu hunger games anyone? senate being the rich city cunts?