The Official Shamchat Thread

[Mendel]

First and only time I'll answer to guesses on this subject:
No.
Not gonna confirm or deny further suggestions for the real name. Gonna respect the privacy on this topic.

so giving away a roleplaying name on an anonymous website is a breach of privacy

 

[ruben slikk]

I never meet funny guys on shamchat just spergs with names like [M | 18 | BIG DICK] or |LITTLE GIRL TIED TO YOUR BED|

 

[Tinbe]

so giving away a roleplaying name on an anonymous website is a breach of privacy

Just a fancy way of saying "No, I'm not answering further guesses because rating every suggestion Disagree isn't worthwhile and not rating would make people think "Oooh I think I guessed right this time and he won't just admit it", which I want to avoid."
Idfk why I even made a remark on privacy, it's way past 4AM here, my coherency's not exactly the highest. So yeah, you got me there, I spewed nonsense on that part.

 

[MaXenzie]

http://www.shamchat.com/0ec3a5af/

Can't copy the lines on a phone, sorry.

 

[Inspector Bandito]

http://www.shamchat.com/ef6cb6ce/

 

[Inspector Bandito]

http://www.shamchat.com/98b20c28/
this happened.

 

[Akula]

This is a conversation between Will (m, brown hair, blue eyes, cute, any srp) and yourself, Slobodan Milosevic, a president down on his luck.
Will (m, brown hair, blue eyes, cute, any srp) has left the conversation.

first try

:(

 

[asmodevs]

Spoiler: nasty dude

a shapeshifter (m): *I spread your pink little pussy with my fingers, you feel the thick tip rubbing up & down against the silky wet hole*
Very Sexy Dodo: I am a dodo bird
Very Sexy Dodo: you asshat
Very Sexy Dodo: you are molesting a bird
Very Sexy Dodo: That's a bestiality
a shapeshifter (m): The fuck?
a shapeshifter (m): Fine by me...
Very Sexy Dodo: WHat the fuck is wrong with you
a shapeshifter (m): Shouldn't be so sexy
Very Sexy Dodo: I am sexy, because there are NO other Dodo birds, you know?
Very Sexy Dodo: They all died
Very Sexy Dodo: So I must be sexy, because I am last one
a shapeshifter (m): I know they went extinct
Very Sexy Dodo: Exactly
Very Sexy Dodo: That means I am either uglies
Very Sexy Dodo: and sexiest
a shapeshifter (m): Can I cum in you?
Very Sexy Dodo: What the hell is wrong with you, I thought we were getting a lesson here
a shapeshifter (m) has left the conversation.

I came here with cringe

 

[asmodevs]

This is a conversation between Aiden (m, gay, sub, any srp.) and yourself, Very Sexy Dodo.
Very Sexy Dodo: Nice
Very Sexy Dodo: I alwyas knew Watch dogs were gay game
Aiden (m, gay, sub, any srp.) has left the conversation.



Very Sexy Dodo: Is that even a male or female name
Kai (bi, sub, 5'0, pastel pink hair, bronze skin, brown eyes): It's a unisex name, guess you'll have to find out if I'm male or female
Very Sexy Dodo: Wow I ain't airport security


Very Sexy Dodo: Wow nice
Amy (Hot F, 19, Bi, Sub, Srp, Open to Anything): hi
Very Sexy Dodo: You are open to anything
Amy (Hot F, 19, Bi, Sub, Srp, Open to Anything): ya
Very Sexy Dodo: That's shameless
Amy (Hot F, 19, Bi, Sub, Srp, Open to Anything): ;)
Very Sexy Dodo: For god's love, put something on you young lady
Very Sexy Dodo: God sees what you do
Very Sexy Dodo: And he ain't pleased!

Very Sexy Dodo: Wow
Very Sexy Dodo: Gay tattoo artist
Very Sexy Dodo: That's a really big archivement
K [gay tattoo-artist, 29, dominant, purple/black-hair, blue eyes, muscular]: Thanks sexy Dodo
Very Sexy Dodo: can you tatto me something?
Very Sexy Dodo: Like "Dodo Power"
Very Sexy Dodo: Or i dunno
Very Sexy Dodo: stuff
K [gay tattoo-artist, 29, dominant, purple/black-hair, blue eyes, muscular]: How about Dodolicious?


steve buscemi (m, open rp, srp): hey there slugger
Very Sexy Dodo: Oh shit
Very Sexy Dodo: Steve
Very Sexy Dodo: I am a fan
steve buscemi (m, open rp, srp): thanks pal
steve buscemi (m, open rp, srp) has left the conversation.


Very Sexy Dodo: Wow
Very Sexy Dodo: Amy
Very Sexy Dodo: You did not change your behaviour
Amy (Hot F, 19, Bi, Sub, Srp, Open to Anything) has left the conversation.


This is a conversation between voldemort and yourself, Very Sexy Dodo.
Very Sexy Dodo: Shit
Very Sexy Dodo: You killed last unicorn
voldemort: i did
voldemort: it was ok
Very Sexy Dodo: Well if you say so
Very Sexy Dodo: I guess can't blame ya
voldemort: can i tell u a secret?
Very Sexy Dodo: Ok
voldemort: i had a crush on ginny.
voldemort: i still do
voldemort: sometimes
Very Sexy Dodo: Ugh
Very Sexy Dodo: Okay
Very Sexy Dodo: I won't tell anyone
Very Sexy Dodo: but make me DeathEater
voldemort: are you judging me?
Very Sexy Dodo: Well kinda
Very Sexy Dodo: But i am just a Dodo
Very Sexy Dodo: Right?
voldemort: thats why u cant be a death eater
voldemort: you're just a Dodo.
Very Sexy Dodo: Heyyy
Very Sexy Dodo: Now you are judging me
voldemort: i mean who am i to judge huh
Very Sexy Dodo: that's right
Very Sexy Dodo: You need atleast one dodo
Very Sexy Dodo: As Death eater
Very Sexy Dodo: Or I am going to 'Diveristy together'
Very Sexy Dodo: and best gay lawyer will come to sue you
voldemort: i can't let that happen
voldemort: im sorry child
voldemort: AVADA KADAVBRAAA
voldemort has left the conversation.
​

I am ashamed I spent so much time on this​

 

[Kerim]

This is a conversation between your 12 year old daughter and yourself, Madman.
Madman: Hi
your 12 year old daughter: Hey
Madman: What do you think about 9/11, my daughter?
your 12 year old daughter: It was funny
Madman: Funny, huh
Madman: Who do you think did it
your 12 year old daughter: An alcoholic polar bear
Madman: Sounds like George W. Bush alright
Madman: I think I can respect your political views, young lady
your 12 year old daughter has left the conversation.

How have I not heard of this site before

 

[Inspector Bandito]

http://www.shamchat.com/9wd6/ This happened. Did not expect.

 

[asmodevs]

a wildlife narrator: here we see animals in their natural habitat
a wildlife narrator: you see
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Oh wow
a wildlife narrator: there
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): I am a dodo
a wildlife narrator: theres a hellish
a wildlife narrator: monster
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Hello national Geographic
a wildlife narrator: hey
a wildlife narrator: alright he is scratching his ass
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): I wanted to send regards to mom and dad
a wildlife narrator: *zooms* nioce
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Hey! I dont say that things about you
a wildlife narrator: well do
a wildlife narrator: we didnt do anything to you
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Hey mom, hey dad - you've made a mistake now they are fillming my hellish ass
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Thank you
a wildlife narrator: nioce
a wildlife narrator: he seems to workout
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): I do
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Squats you know
a wildlife narrator: oh crap i think he saw us
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Well
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): You can get a cookie
a wildlife narrator: *hides behind a small tree*
a wildlife narrator: alright i think we are safe
a wildlife narrator: so as we saw
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): *looks around* wew lad
a wildlife narrator: that was some weird shit
a wildlife narrator: the beast is going to starbucks
a wildlife narrator: wtf
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): *Dodo watches himself live*
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Wow pumpkin spice latte
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): On the go
a wildlife narrator: he is ordering some pumpkin asscheeks
a wildlife narrator: nioce
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): *looks in TV*
a wildlife narrator: look at that he is drinking it
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Thats a bullshit
a wildlife narrator: *RUNS* i think he saw us again
a wildlife narrator: *hides behind some fatass*
a wildlife narrator: we are safe
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): *looks around* people are getting weird here
a wildlife narrator: alright as we saw even a beast can eat ass
a wildlife narrator: we did it well
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Wow nice
a wildlife narrator: LOOK
a wildlife narrator: SOME DUDE IS TALKING TO HIM
a wildlife narrator: asking him what time it is
a wildlife narrator: he is gonna die
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Hey can we get that scene again? My beak looks fst
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Fat i mean
a wildlife narrator: ALRIGHT CUT
a wildlife narrator: WTF STUFF IT A BIT
a wildlife narrator: alright shall we give you cola
a wildlife narrator: some blood?
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Yeah, with a whiskey
a wildlife narrator: alright you heard him john get him that
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): I am getting tired man, i play my best and you hire Jessica?
a wildlife narrator: *hands you the stuff*
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): What the hell
a wildlife narrator: i guess we could
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Thanks *grabs the whiskey*
a wildlife narrator: what?
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Jessica, that fat incompetent twat
a wildlife narrator: yeah lazy af
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): We all know she has with Llama Joe
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): And yet she fucks with Girrafe Tom
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): That's some bullshit
a wildlife narrator: what a hoe
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): I've gotta call Margaret
a wildlife narrator: so shall we call it a day?
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): You know, Margaret the penguin
a wildlife narrator: alright folks that was great
a wildlife narrator: yeah?
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Yeah, move my cardio from 4 to 5th, I will do manicure on the way
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Ah also, director
a wildlife narrator: yes
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Get tim away, his ass isnt fat enough i can still see you in starbucks moment
a wildlife narrator: damn it
a wildlife narrator: FUCKING TIMM YOU ARE FIRED
a wildlife narrator: alright fattboi
a wildlife narrator: is he fat enough?
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Well thats what you get for calling me a hoe Tim!
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Yeah, this one is
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Okay i've gotta go... but if you would have a free night
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Call me okay?
a wildlife narrator: alright take care \
a wildlife narrator: remember
a wildlife narrator: the script well
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): *me drives away with Princess Diana* "Dont worry what could go wrong!"
a wildlife narrator: alright take care and dont drink and drive
a wildlife narrator: *CRASHES *
a wildlife narrator: FUCKING HELL
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): *dies*
a wildlife narrator: dammit
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): *newspapers: "Dodo - accident or murder?"
a wildlife narrator: how are we soused to do any thing without him
a wildlife narrator: damn it they are blaming me
a wildlife narrator: fuuuuuuuuck
a wildlife narrator: *goes to jail*
a wildlife narrator: NO PLS
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): *Credits roll*
a wildlife narrator: NOT MY ASS
a wildlife narrator: ODIFHGI UWONDERFG
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): life's a farce
a wildlife narrator: *SCREAMS
a wildlife narrator: *KEEEPS SCREAMING*
a wildlife narrator: *happy music rolls
a wildlife narrator: the end
a wildlife narrator: CUT
a wildlife narrator: THAT WAS AWEOME
a wildlife narrator: AWESOME
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): That was fantastic
a wildlife narrator: you sir are a true star
a wildlife narrator: i think you might win an oscar
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Thank you, i've practiced being dead for many years
a wildlife narrator: yep that was an amazing shot
a wildlife narrator: and me being raped
a wildlife narrator: that was cool i guess
a wildlife narrator: so here double your payday
a wildlife narrator: have fun champ
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Thanks old sport
a wildlife narrator: alright take care
Dodo from hell (Beast lv. 88): Bye
a wildlife narrator: bye
a wildlife narrator has left the conversation.

I cried. It was at 3 A.M. when most of Shamchat was busy with 'SRP'...

 

[MaXenzie]

This is a conversation between A Normal Guy and yourself, A Male And Female Robot.

A Normal Guy: I'll rupture your anus with my massive cock.

A Male And Female Robot: I am a robot, I have no anus.

A Normal Guy: aw

A Normal Guy has left the conversation.

 

[Inspector Bandito]

http://www.shamchat.com/ef1ed09e/

end me now.
i mean, people enjoy RP'ing people my age being raped
aaa

 

[MaXenzie]

This is a conversation between Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform) and yourself, A Male And/Or Female Robot.
A Male And/Or Female Robot: (Hey.)
Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform): Does it have sexual organs?
A Male And/Or Female Robot: (Oh cmon.)
Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform): That's the determining factor for whether or not something is male or female.
A Male And/Or Female Robot: (Or maybe personality, body shape, voice, and the gender that it identifies itself as?)
Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform): Oh, one of those people. Yeah, I have nothing to say to you. Goodbye.
A Male And/Or Female Robot: (Says the guy trying to fuck a robot lol.)
Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform) has left the conversation.

 

[Modernglib]

This is a conversation between Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform) and yourself, A Male And/Or Female Robot.
A Male And/Or Female Robot: (Hey.)
Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform): Does it have sexual organs?
A Male And/Or Female Robot: (Oh cmon.)
Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform): That's the determining factor for whether or not something is male or female.
A Male And/Or Female Robot: (Or maybe personality, body shape, voice, and the gender that it identifies itself as?)
Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform): Oh, one of those people. Yeah, I have nothing to say to you. Goodbye.
A Male And/Or Female Robot: (Says the guy trying to fuck a robot lol.)
Hikari (f, black hair, rectangular glasses, tall, slender, school uniform) has left the conversation.

to be fair
you are on a website usually used for erp

 

[MaXenzie]

to be fair
you are on a website usually used for erp

Fair enough.

Shame there are some people on the site that are genuinely good at normal Roleplay.

 

[Jimbo]

A Male And/Or Female Robot: (Says the guy trying to fuck a robot lol.)

wha

 

[Inspector Bandito]

this is a whole bunch of contradiction

 

[Tinbe]

People in Shamchat never cease to amaze me.
http://www.shamchat.com/f713d190/