In Progress The Scammer Thread - A Flanders Production

[Flanders]

I've been contacted by one of those Indian scammers online.

Sometimes I like to lead them on by baiting them with the most retarded bullshit until they get fed up with me and leave me alone.

I'll continue to update this thread as it goes on, but if anyone has any ideas on clever/comedic ways to piss these people off I'd love to hear them.

 

[Deleted member 2925]

dumbed for linking thread to me

 

[Candle]

big dick energy

 

[Flanders]

dumbed for linking thread to me

:(

 

[Roosebud]

You also confirmed yours is a working e-mail address and not a random try-and-miss domain, so you'll likely be put on yet another couple spam lists

 

[mårten]

You also confirmed yours is a working e-mail address and not a random try-and-miss domain, so you'll likely be put on yet another couple spam lists

Risks have to be taken for great results

 

[Khiel]

You also confirmed yours is a working e-mail address and not a random try-and-miss domain, so you'll likely be put on yet another couple spam lists

 

[Flanders]

You also confirmed yours is a working e-mail address and not a random try-and-miss domain, so you'll likely be put on yet another couple spam lists

excellent.

the more the merrier i say

 

[leonjosland]

good afternoon madam, I am writing to let you know that you have been selected from our database, to receive a cash prize

 

[ChimpLover]

I've been contacted by one of those Indian scammers online.

Sometimes I like to lead them on by baiting them with the most retarded bullshit until they get fed up with me and leave me alone.

I'll continue to update this thread as it goes on, but if anyone has any ideas on clever/comedic ways to piss these people off I'd love to hear them.

Are you trying to imply that English isn't a language in the Philippines or something? There is plenty of people in this community around that age or even younger who speak english even more fluently than that. Quite stupid of you to expose your racist natures like that, I hope your mailbox explodes from all the spam you will recieve from my asian brothers, amen.

 

[Flanders]

Are you trying to imply that English isn't a language in the Philippines or something? There is plenty of people in this community around that age or even younger who speak english even more fluently than that. Quite stupid of you to expose your racist natures like that, I hope your mailbox explodes from all the spam you will recieve from my asian brothers, amen.

 

[ChimpLover]

If you're going to refer to my attempts to educate you as bait, then I'm afraid you suffer from a terrible inability to learn of your mistakes and adapt to intelligent discourse... Quite disappointing.

 

[Sectus]

 

[Flanders]

If you're going to refer to my attempts to educate you as bait, then I'm afraid you suffer from a terrible inability to learn of your mistakes and adapt to intelligent discourse... Quite disappointing.

How could I not see - I thought about your words carefully and I realize now that I'm truly a racist. Send me your paypal or bitcoin address and I'll promptly pay you for the enlightenment you've bestowed upon me. I can't apologize enough.

PS. How are the churros in Russia?

I love churros.

 

[ChimpLover]

How could I not see - I thought about your words carefully and I realize now that I'm truly a racist. Send me your paypal or bitcoin address and I'll promptly pay you for the enlightenment you've bestowed upon me. I can't apologize enough.

PS. How are the churros in Russia?

I love churros.

Quite pathetic, having to re-use the turd of a response you wrote to that kid earlier. Though, my point still stands, you clearly had some sort of mental stutter which lead to the damaged sponge behind your forehead to spout out something as disgusting, racist and hateful as what you sent that poor orphan. Shame on you.

 

[Flanders]

Quite pathetic, having to re-use the turd of a response you wrote to that kid earlier. Though, my point still stands, you clearly had some sort of mental stutter which lead to the damaged sponge behind your forehead to spout out something as disgusting, racist and hateful as what you sent that poor orphan. Shame on you.

 

[Mad-Magyar]

Fight fight fight fight!

 

[Flanders]

Update:
The scammer replied with a ridiculously long email - stay tuned.

 

[Sectus]

Update:
The scammer replied with a ridiculously long email - stay tuned.

 

[Deleted member 2925]

Update:
The scammer replied with a ridiculously long email - stay tuned.

Update:
Flanders still has his virginity - stay loyal.