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day 4 review
I logged into fighting outside of quarry town, when I got there it was over, but we were exchanging shots with the fort and I'm ngl, cause I moved into a new apartment in early December I don't actually have a desk and shit so I'm using my living room TV hooked up to my PC tower and tryna shoot pixels when I'm like 4/5 feet from my tv screen (at 5fps because looking at that fort is visually a kick in my balls, the floor gives me 20fps) isn't great so I decided to try and get closer to the fort so I could maybe surprise some people and get a better view, queue the following:
tldr: 7/10, I'm not really sure what happened in the end (felt like it was a big final event kinda deal and that we'd be moving over to the next map in a HL2:EP1 kinda "IT'S GONNA BLOWWWW EVERYONE RUNNN" kinda deal but that didn't happen, and I missed out on the vort thing because I decided to take the manual route and it wasn't an option (Genuinely wish there had been a bridge that let me over there so that even though I missed the TP in bit I could've broken in and been like "teleporting is for pussies" and joined but oh well) but on the plus side cool visuals plus I got to have some cool solo RP where I thought I was gonna eat a singularly blast and so I decided to go out fighting, and then actually did do that by accident AND I got a kill with the most under-used weapon in the game, so yeah, 7/10, please new map tomorrow, cock and ball torture is more pleasurable than this please god, okay thank you
I logged into fighting outside of quarry town, when I got there it was over, but we were exchanging shots with the fort and I'm ngl, cause I moved into a new apartment in early December I don't actually have a desk and shit so I'm using my living room TV hooked up to my PC tower and tryna shoot pixels when I'm like 4/5 feet from my tv screen (at 5fps because looking at that fort is visually a kick in my balls, the floor gives me 20fps) isn't great so I decided to try and get closer to the fort so I could maybe surprise some people and get a better view, queue the following:
So I'm literally at the foot of this pulsing tower and initially I'm like "well I sure as shit can't get away in time and I think this thing isn't gonna give two fucks if I'm in cover, so... guess the path of the warrior is the only way" so I sprint my mottled green ass onto the pipes, run up to the top and try to find a way to get over to the tower (there isn't one) so I take refuge in some wooden shack while I go piss, come back to find some rebels have made it up and are now trading shots with cops but neither party has noticed me, so I decide to join in and start tryna pick off cops on the wall where I can with my windows slideshow gameplay, where one of the rebels ('Recon') sprints into my shack and then the next thing I know two cops run their asses in there after him (past me, standing in a dark corner of the doorway) so Im' just like "my time has come" and groundpound and actually kill someone and injure the other, and then another cop runs in the doorway and shoots me while my beam winds up and I get NLR'd and then watch everything from the camp.![]()
You mean to tell me had I stuck around I could've teleported into the lighthouse? I deadass ran myself over there on foot prior to the pulsing, my literal POV:
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I charged up the fuckin pipe hoping to find a path onto the lighthouse area, and ended up fighting cops with rebels lmao
tldr: 7/10, I'm not really sure what happened in the end (felt like it was a big final event kinda deal and that we'd be moving over to the next map in a HL2:EP1 kinda "IT'S GONNA BLOWWWW EVERYONE RUNNN" kinda deal but that didn't happen, and I missed out on the vort thing because I decided to take the manual route and it wasn't an option (Genuinely wish there had been a bridge that let me over there so that even though I missed the TP in bit I could've broken in and been like "teleporting is for pussies" and joined but oh well) but on the plus side cool visuals plus I got to have some cool solo RP where I thought I was gonna eat a singularly blast and so I decided to go out fighting, and then actually did do that by accident AND I got a kill with the most under-used weapon in the game, so yeah, 7/10, please new map tomorrow, cock and ball torture is more pleasurable than this please god, okay thank you
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