thesarus descriptions

[boots]

I really love these lol, keep 'em coming

 

[florek]

kinda missing people contributing some juicy cop descriptions, because I know we've had people that walked around with stuff like "a mesomorphic protector donning a pristine blabla" you get the jist

 

[Tyrone]

The more polished a cop's boots were, the smaller his cock was

 

[boots]

I'll have a look at my really old screenshots

 

[boots]

Only some are ridicolous but these are the ones I found funny or interesting

 

[Northgate]

not a description but do you all recall the days where CWU or cops handed out extra rewards for "good" quality /me and everyone just wrote a whole fucking essay about filling a collagen shell or something lol

the only reason i despise production shifts is because of that lol

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

i miss 2019 city 8 so much

 

[boots]

not a description but do you all recall the days where CWU or cops handed out extra rewards for "good" quality /me and everyone just wrote a whole fucking essay about filling a collagen shell or something lol

the only reason i despise production shifts is because of that lol

Bro legit nobody read them.

I remember they gave out rewards for doing 'quality RP', I wrote a full thesis of me boxing shit up and I accidentally wrote that I wiped the sweat off my foreskin instead of forehead and got a reward LMFAO

I was playing a femchar too

 

[florek]

Bro legit nobody read them.

I remember they gave out rewards for doing 'quality RP', I wrote a full thesis of me boxing shit up and I accidentally wrote that I wiped the sweat off my foreskin instead of forehead and got a reward LMFAO

I was playing a femchar too

half the time those CWU workers demanding """""""""quality /me's"""""""""""" from you were just afk on desktop and once they tabbed back in after 10 minutes of people having a poetry slam, they'd come back, scroll up chat and just reward based of what name/description they saw type the most/longest

 

[Señor Jaggles]

I remember they gave out rewards for doing 'quality RP', I wrote a full thesis of me boxing shit up and I accidentally wrote that I wiped the sweat off my foreskin instead of forehead and got a reward LMFAO

average foreskin user

 

[Northgate]

half the time those CWU workers demanding """""""""quality /me's"""""""""""" from you were just afk on desktop and once they tabbed back in after 10 minutes of people having a poetry slam, they'd come back, scroll up chat and just reward based of what name/description they saw type the most/longest

thank god most of this only happened during production, if you did labour shifts you were somewhat safe

at least until you do a cleaning shift and someone whips out a 10 paragraph /me of mopping the floor until it orgasms

 

[mårten]

carapace
bug CPs

 

[boots]

carapace
bug CPs

he is speaking with a rat

 

[Rabid]

Always hated the people who had pretentious as fuck descriptions so you had to be like "aye mate he looked like he was an artist who shit himself three times a day" whenever you described them

 

[Trains]

unorthodox doctrinal constabulary of inordinate admeasurement with a galvanizing bastinado

 

[Mute]

half the time those CWU workers demanding """""""""quality /me's"""""""""""" from you were just afk on desktop and once they tabbed back in after 10 minutes of people having a poetry slam, they'd come back, scroll up chat and just reward based of what name/description they saw type the most/longest

been cwu like a dozen times have never read a single thing the workers put in the chat

 

[boots]

been cwu like a dozen times have never read a single thing the workers put in the chat

/me readies their weapon, pointing it at the CWU worker and pulling the trigger, sending a flurry of bullets into their brain.

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

Always hated the people who had pretentious as fuck descriptions so you had to be like "aye mate he looked like he was an artist who shit himself three times a day" whenever you described them

my favorite solution to this was going "Imagine there's nine men. He's the seventh." or such depending on their male 01-09 face model

 

[bigdaddyman413]

still not getting over that fucking post someone made saying they went up to a cp, and the dude who attacked them had such an abstract desc he said "line up seven males, he's the third one" or sum shit cause of the playermodel

i died

 

[bigdaddyman413]

my favorite solution to this was going "Imagine there's nine men. He's the seventh." or such depending on their male 01-09 face model

THIS