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[ruben slikk]

No, I live in the UK.

your point?

 

[Deleted member 374]

semi-auto in .22

how ya gonna paint the walls with politician's brains with .22 semiauto

 

[Ond]

semi-auto in .22

how ya gonna paint the walls with politician's brains with .22 semiauto

you brick the cunt instead

 

[MaXenzie]

your point?

Okay. I'll rephrase.

"No, I'm 15 and my parents would rather bludgeon me to death than get me a gun. Also a pacifist."

 

[ruben slikk]

semi-auto in .22

how ya gonna paint the walls with politician's brains with .22 semiauto

brain em with 12 gauge like god intended

Also a pacifist

so you're a pussy bitch who'd rather die than be responsible for his own safety?

 

[MaXenzie]

so you're a pussy bitch who'd rather die than be responsible for his own safety?

Fuck no I'd gladly beat someone down, I'm just not willing to shoot them.

 

[Deleted member 374]

ou're a pussy bitch who'd rather die than be responsible for his own safety?

fuck guns, use whatever you can find

personally i favor a good ol breezeblock cause you can take em down with one hit but it doesnt do the job right away like a twelvey

 

[ruben slikk]

Fuck no I'd gladly beat someone down, I'm just not willing to shoot them.

so then you're not a pacifist, you're just not willing to use a gun you idiot

 

[Deleted member 374]

so then you're not a pacifist, you're just not willing to use a gun you idiot

he doesn't want to get blood on his shirt, just on his knuckles

 

[MaXenzie]

so then you're not a pacifist, you're just not willing to use a gun you idiot

Handed.

 

[ruben slikk]

fuck guns, use whatever you can find

personally i favor a good ol breezeblock cause you can take em down with one hit but it doesnt do the job right away like a twelvey

i favor a good ol' .45

 

[MaXenzie]

Fuck me I'm a compulsive liar.

I say I'm liberal but I fucking love guns.
I say I'm a pacifist but I once held a girl with a broken arm in an armlock for fucking with my PC's disk tray in ICT.
I say I wouldn't shoot a gun but I've wanted a M1911 for years, and I'd genuinely kill to get a S&W 500.

 

[Jimbo]

I say I'm a pacifist but I once held a girl with a broken arm in an armlock for fucking with my PC's disk tray in ICT.

wtf thats fucked mate

 

[Grau]

I say I'm a pacifist but I once held a girl with a broken arm in an armlock for fucking with my PC's disk tray in ICT.

what

 

[MaXenzie]

wtf thats fucked mate

We're still friends.

I might have anger problems tbh.
THE LIST:
I was almost raped in PE, a guy rammed an entire baseball bat up my arse, so I smacked him across the head with my baseball bat.
One of my friends stabbed me with a pencil, and I yelled "You fucking cunt!" so loud that people on the other side of the school ran over and asked what happened.
One of my friends hid my pencil case from me in science class, when I found out I stood up from my chair and actually started strangling him in the middle of class. The teacher scolded him for taking my pencil case.
I hijacked a maths class and started playing Steam Powered Giraffe at max volume on the teacher's computer while he was still at the computer. He was too busy laughing to turn it off.

 

[ruben slikk]

a guy rammed an entire baseball bat up my arse,

u got a pretty big asshole

 

[Grau]

a guy rammed an entire baseball bat up my arse

how is that possible

 

[MaXenzie]

u got a pretty big asshole

It is now.

how is that possible

Handle first, iirc.

 

[Grau]

It is now.



Handle first, iirc.

id rather get hit over the head with a bat than getting it up my ass tbh

 

[MaXenzie]

id rather get hit over the head with a bat than getting it up my ass tbh

Fun fact: The deputy head came up to me afterwards while I was in first aid, and I remember these words.

"What I've gathered from the situation is that _____ molested you with his bat in PE, so you hit him and told him to fuck off. In which case, he'll be excluded from school, and you'll be sent home to recover."